davezilla.comred stripey things

Anagram Interview: Rap Star Eminem

Created Sept. 19, 2000
DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in this celebrity’s name [anagramming].

I just finished interviewing Detroit Rap Star Eminem. Be warned, he is as nasty in interviews as he is in his lyrics. Here’s what he had to say:

Davezilla: Who manages you currently?
Rap Star Eminem: Mainstream Rep.

Davezilla: You have a new horse. Dare I ask her name?
Rap Star Eminem: Spearmint Mare.

Davezilla: How dreadful. Your fans are accusing you of jumping on the Metallica bandwagon and trashing MP3-sharing. Any comments?
Rap Star Eminem: I mar Napster? Me? [gives finger]

Davezilla: I’ll take that as a no. If you weren’t a vulgar, obnoxious, totally misogynistic rapper, what you would be doing for a living?
Rap Star Eminem: Mere rapist man.

Davezilla: Big surprise. Well we know you hate women. What about men?
Rap Star Eminem: Men are armpits. [lights up a fatty]

Davezilla: I hear you were attacked on your recent trip to Jamaica.
Rap Star Eminem: Rasta-men rip me. [belches loudly]

Davezilla: Any hobbies?
Rap Star Eminem: I rename tramps.

Davezilla: That’s marginally interesting. What do you think of the music industry in general?
Rap Star Eminem: Parasite men, Mr. [spits] Mean pirates Mr.

Davezilla: So most of the media thinks you are the worst thing to happen to kids since crack. How did you get such a bad reputation?
Rap Star Eminem: I rap meanest Mr.

Other Anagram Interviews

Copyright 1995-2002 Davezilla. All rights reserved.
This site is not affiliated with Toho Co., Ltd, or its subsidiaries, products or services in any way.

home archived blogs anagram interviews cartoons games AIM icons links about bio contact anti-bloggies freak watchers fucked weblog manly tips porn star name