DAUGHTER: “Daddy? I need a new diaper.”
ME: “You do? OK, I think we can handle that.”
ME: “Oh, this is a bad one.”
DAUGHTER: “Don’t worry, Daddy. It’s only poop. It not bite you.”

Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been

Fantasy Movies that Should Have Been

  • 50 Shades of Gandalf the Grey
  • Harry Potter and the Chamber of Dirty Secrets
  • Percy Jackson: The Panty Thief
  • Star Trek: The Next Penetration
  • Hunger Games: Catching Herpes
  • Hellboy: The Golden G-String
  • Indiana Jones and the Temple of Eros
  • The Lion, The Witch and the Slutty Wardrobe
  • Invasion of the Booty Snatchers
  • How to Tame Your “Dragon”

What fantasy movies did you think up?