Bigfoot will invest in your pyramid scheme

Bigfoot will invest in your pyramid scheme

Love this! Each State’s Most Embarrassing Google Searches.

My state of Michigan’s searches were:
MICHIGAN: Bigfoot evidence / pyramid scheme / Little Caesars (pizza chain) / Lou Bega—Mambo No. 5 (A Little Bit Of)

Analysis: If you can lure Bigfoot out of the woods with pizza and catchy songs you can probably convince him to invest in your pyramid scheme.

Curious what type of searches I’ll get after posting this.

LIZZ: “Phaedra? Would you like some chicken?”
PHAEDRA: “No! I don’t like chicken anymore today. I’d rather eat myself.”