Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Valvoline and Depends? This guy knows how to party!

• Video of the Day: U900 -Diamond Head, um wow. Link via Chocolate Razor
• Link of the Day: Go into the Toilet Beard Know [Engrish]

• Link of the Day: Man arrested for peeing on steaks at Walmart.
• Video of the Day: The Internet Is Made Of Cats. This is FACT and also science.

1. Do we have to get a puppy? I mean, look at that adorable tarantula!
2. I just nuked a bitch.
3. Your wedding dress is so fuckin’ badass.
4. Fuckin’-a right, I’m robbin’ a bank!
5. The dishes can wait. You need a lap dance.
6. Cobra hunting? Be still, my heart!
7. You don’t have all I can eat.
8. You know what I’d like? Some creepy, single guy to follow me around with an upskirt cam all day.
9. Only 3,600 calories? Supersize that shit! I’ll fucking starve on that.
10. Yes, dear. I’m completely satisfied.

• Link of the Day: Pedobear Hoodie
• Video of the Day: Google Nexus One: The "Fuck You iPhone" Phone

• Link of the Day: Remember when I posted Peter Pan back in 2000? Looks like he got married to Tinkerbell since then!
• Video of the Day: Unicorn Samurai [MNSFW]

1. Merriment
2. Cherish
3. Giddy
4. Scrumptious
5. Sparkly
6. Vag
7. Toodles
8. Precious
9. Pocketbook
10. Slacks

What words would you add to this list?

• Video of the Day: Star Trek Meets Monty Python
• Link of the Day: What happens to your porn after you die?