How come when someone says, “I’ll be there in two shakes of a lamb’s tail,” it always takes about 45 minutes? Just how big is a lamb’s tail?
Amazon claims it will use flying robot drones to deliver packages to us in the near future. Sorry, USPS. You’ve been replaced. Perhaps this is smart thinking on Amazon’s part as they plan for a United States that may lose its short-sighted postal service.
On the other hand, duck hunters now can have twice the fun blasting the bloody hell out of someone’s 50 Shades of Grey novel.
When people say, “Oh, it’s just for the time being,” I freak out. We have Time Beings that demand offerings from us? When did this start? Next thing, you’ll be telling me the government is being run by Reptile People.
Every morning, my fish stare at me, blankly. I always wonder if they are hungry or don’t like what I’m wearing.