Random Effluvia

Random Effluvia

Random Effluvia

Cats in tights, are you kidding me? [GALLERY LINK]

Love the theremin? Of course you do. Who doesn’t? There’s an online theremin! [PLAY IT NOW]

Slittens. Cause the world needed a Tumblr blog devoted to kittens with sloth faces. [OMG YES]

Poor Kelly. She ordered a fur wolf tail for Halloween and got, well, not what she expected. It sure is furry. [VIEW PIC]

The most disgusting recipes on Pinterest [GALLERY LINK]

Helping the Retarded to Know God

Helping the Retarded to Know God

Helping the Retarded to Know God


I thought that “Helping the Retarded to Know God” was surely a fake book cover, like the ones on LiarTownUSA, but no. It’s real and is available on Amazon.

BTW: I’m not making fun of the content (or the need)—just the inappropriate title, which was sadly prevalent at the time of printing (1969).

Concert Ticket Generator

The Shit Ferrets

I forgot all about this Concert Ticket Generator that I linked to back in 2006. Amazed it’s still there!

Hipster Jokes (before they go mainstream)

Hipster Jokes (before they go mainstream)

Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A:
You wouldn’t know. It’s a really obscure number.

Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A:
Force her into the mainstream.

Q: What unit do you use to weigh hipsters?
A:
Instagrams.

Q: How do you kill a hipster?
A:
Stab him with a Pitchfork.

Q: Who was the first hipster?
A:
Doesn’t matter. You’ve never heard of her.

Q: Why do hipsters only use the microwave?
A:
They don’t like conventional ovens.

Q: What do you call a shy, soft-spoken hipster?
A:
Mumblr.

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