Anagram Interview: Alanis Morissette
Created Sept. 29, 2000DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in this celebrity’s name [anagramming].
Davezilla: How would you compare yourself to Tori Amos?
Alanis Morissette: Tori animates less.
Davezilla: I think Tori sounds like a low-budget Kate Bush.
Alanis Morissette: Asset! Similar tone...
Davezilla: Who do you get along with better: Tori or Melissa Etheridge?
Alanis Morissette: Nastier to Melissa.
Davezilla: What did your parents call you when you were growing up?
Alanis Morissette: ’Irate aimless snot.’
Davezilla: And how do you see yourself?
Alanis Morissette: Am tastier lioness!
Davezilla: Your hit song Ironic did not contain one single example of irony. Pardon the crude expression, but that must have got your tits in a wringer to find that out.
Alanis Morissette: Ironies? Slam teats!
Davezilla: Despite singing fairly pro-feminist lyrics sometimes, you have a lot of young male fans...
Alanis Morissette: Tail teases minors.
Davezilla: I hear you are using backup singers now. Do their voices blend well with yours?
Alanis Morissette: Tenors assimilate. [pauses... ]
I mean, alto sisters.
Davezilla: What type of sound are you going for?
Alanis Morissette: It’s atonal, messier...
Davezilla: What is the name of your next release?
Alanis Morissette: Rot Miss Teen Alias!