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Anagram Interview: Tiger Woods

Created Nov. 28, 2000
DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in this celebrity’s name [anagramming].

Today’s Anagram Interview is with golf sensation Tiger Woods. A young man, he is sweeping every tournament he enters. He called me late this evening after a night out at the bar. Here’s what he had to say:

Davezilla: Tiger, you’re a young man. What do you look for in a woman?
Tiger Woods: We dig torso!

Davezilla: Who doesn’t? What do women like most about you?
Tiger Woods: [giggles] Tiger’s wood!

Davezilla: What do you like most about Mitch Albom?
Tiger Woods: Writes good.

Davezilla: What were you like before you became famous?
Tiger Woods: I’d worst ego.

Davezilla: Really? What about now?
Tiger Woods: I’d got worse.

Davezilla: That’s sad. You rose to fame so quickly. That must have seemed strange.
Tiger Woods: Got so weird!

Davezilla: What do you and your family do in your off hours for relaxation?
Tiger Woods: We dig roots.

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