Anagram Interview: Osama bin Laden
Created Oct. 24, 2000DISCLAIMER: This is a fictional parody that was written one year ago. It has no connection whatsoever with the September 11 attacks on the US and should not be taken as a factual account of his life or words. If you are looking for humor about bin Laden, read on... The answers were created by rearranging the letters in this celebrity’s name [anagramming].
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Osama bin Laden, the dissident middle east leader who is under suspicion by US intelligence forces right now, took a few minutes away from his busy day to answer a few questions from me. Here's what he had to say:
Davezilla: What do you feel a patriot should do in times of political uprising?
Osama bin Laden: Aids a nobleman.
Davezilla: How do you prepare yourself mentally before addressing your uh ... troops?
Osama bin Laden: I abandon meals.
Davezilla: Oh and the fasting clears your mind? What else do you do to relax?
Osama bin Laden: I model bananas.
Davezilla: Bananas? What do you base your creations on?
Osama bin Laden: Based on animal.
Davezilla: If you were attacked would you turn the other cheek?
Osama bin Laden: No! Disable a man!
Davezilla: I heard you were once attacked by a friend of yours.
Osama bin Laden: No! A mad lesbian!
Davezilla: If you weren't a raving lunatic terrorist, what would you be doing?
Osama bin Laden: Be a oil sandman.
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