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Anagram Interview: U.S. Department of Energy

Created Sept. 28, 2000
DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in this phrase [anagramming].

Today’s Anagram Interview is with the U.S. Department of Energy. Here’s what they had to say:

Davezilla: I’m glad you were willing to take this interview. Many government scientists seem to be buried in academia, always working on their next paper.
U.S. Department of Energy: Patent refuge syndrome.

Davezilla: The Dept. of Energy was recently mentioned in a few articles on Wired ...
U.S. Department of Energy: Snotty page referendum!

Davezilla: Not much progress seems to be made between the Dept. of Energy and the Dept. of Defense. Why is that?
U.S. Department of Energy: Entropy! Sergeant fumed.

Davezilla: Does it anger you when perfectly good projects get shelved, and could you give an example?
U.S. Department of Energy: Deepest fury? Magnetron!

Davezilla: Are you testing elements like say, tungsten for energy conservation?
U.S. Department of Energy: Aye. Tungsten performed.

Davezilla: Tungsten? I had no idea.
U.S. Department of Energy: Yep. Reformed a tungsten.

Davezilla: You’ve been testing new transportation methods aimed at the youth market.
U.S. Department of Energy: Teenagers? Try fun moped!

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