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Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband

19 December, 200816 Comments
  1. A copy of The Rules
  2. Golden Girls Season 1 DVD set
  3. Febreze Noticeables
  4. Frilly drapes
  5. My Little Pony Crystal Rainbow Castle Playset
  6. Pink hand tools
  7. A coupon for Enzyte
  8. A Utilikilt
  9. Season tickets to the Detroit Lions (still 0-14, ouch!)
  10. What gifts would you avoid?
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16 Comments

  1. Patrick
    19 December, 2008,

    I got divorce papers for Christmas 1986, that blew big chunks. :limp:

  2. Nicolette
    19 December, 2008,

    :wang: A coupon to “Snips R Us” vasectomy surgical center. :limp:

  3. devilsfan
    19 December, 2008,

    A gift certificate for a free Brazilian wax!

  5. Lounge Puppy
    19 December, 2008,

    The Estelle Getty Workout: feel the burn… IN MY EYES!

  6. fruf
    19 December, 2008,

    fifi underwear
    any tie
    sweaters with pictures on it
    thongs
    gift certificate to Joe’s tatoo and funeral home
    any appliance for personal grooming
    a bottle of artichoke liquor instead of a case of beer
    maple flavored spagetti
    a new car that gets 7 miles to the gallon
    rings and staples for my face
    😛 😛

  7. SavageHuntress
    19 December, 2008,

    What is wrong with Enzite?? Just wondering – some of us girls would really like to get it :wang: once in a while.

    I’m not giving my SO a present this year, he did not use the one I gave him last year…..a tombstone.

  8. chainstay
    19 December, 2008,

    A really, really small Banana-Hammock.

  9. Mandy
    19 December, 2008,

    [quote comment=”571462″]What is wrong with Enzite?? Just wondering – some of us girls would really like to get it :wang: once in a while.[/quote]
    right but they don’t like being reminded that they all have smaller ones than they admit to. 😈

  10. Tracy
    19 December, 2008,

    Sex and the City DVD (tv series or movie).

  12. Yankeerose32
    20 December, 2008,

    [quote comment=”571462″]What is wrong with Enzite?? Just wondering – some of us girls would really like to get it :wang: once in a while.

    I’m not giving my SO a present this year, he did not use the one I gave him last year…..a tombstone.[/quote]

    LOL……mine didn’t use his either!!! We need to find ways to remedy this problem! I mean really…… if we buy them a present, then they should be gracious enough to at least use it ONCE!!!

  13. Yankeerose32
    20 December, 2008,

    [quote comment=”572093″]A list of every man you’ve been with.[/quote]
    Oh and BTW……..that is a good one!! I wonder if I give him that…..will he use the tombstone then?

  14. Phoenix1313
    20 December, 2008,

    I got my nipples pierced for my boyfriend last Christmas! (The gift that keeps on giving) 😉

  15. Maven
    21 December, 2008,

    Utilikilts are kick ass, and let the balls “breathe.” Besides, too expensive to give unless my man specifically asked for it. Though I find the leather ones, sex-ay!

  16. Timm
    22 December, 2008,

    Chlamydia

    …and a 1980 Plymouth Volare’

    (yea, I know we already did an STD thing on the other ‘gift’ thread, but I wanted to post something.)

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