In Miami for a few days to do some priestly work. If I get time, I will post. If not, catch you all Monday!
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Serving up random effluvia since 1998.
Serving up random effluvia since 1998.
In Miami for a few days to do some priestly work. If I get time, I will post. If not, catch you all Monday!
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My old (close to) stomping grounds! Say hi to Dave Barry who wishes he was as popular and loved as you! (I’m sure he has fans that are as delusional as me). :kiss:
The inmates take over the asylum again!
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
see ya, I was living in miami for a few years , the place isn’t that bad realy, need to go back and re-charge my soul too some day.
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OH YEAH!
OK Zilla babes, we got a whole 3-day weekend…Gimme your best dirty joke…
:boob: :thong: :boob: :wang: :wang: :wang:
When the Dave’s away, the 😈 will play!
It must be rough to have to go to Florida to do ‘priestly work’… Let us know when you have to tour the beaches of the Bahamas for a priest’s convention… 😆
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Ya gotta go where the business is. It was either there or Hell, Michigan.
Speaking of which ….
We’ve done road trips for horny people, so let’s do a priestly one for Mr. Z
Oh a heavenly road trip, where on earth would you go that’s between Hell (MI) and High Water (OH)?
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Oh man, I was in the Bahamas a few weeks ago! Every night we beached the boat on one of the gazillion islands (after a day of fishing, diving and drinking heaven’s nectar) we’d get nekid, grill just-caught lobster or fish, then lay on the sand, look up and say thank you, God … you did good.
You can say what you want about sand getting in your whatever but there ain’t nothing like fucking on the beach with the waves washing over you and not a care about tomorrow.
The only thing better would have been if the Zillaguyz and gurlz had been there! :kiss:
I forgot (fuck me) two of my other “wish they had been there” … Russell Crowe and B.
Okay, guyz and girlz … give us “something to talk about.”
Asytrd, I still cannot see your new avatar and I’m really pissed! Love ya heartsweet! And that does mean I’d love to …
😛
Left to our own devices for the weekend, eh? Ya know what I’m thinking… SEXY PARTY!!! 😈
Link of the day
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2007/0911072toes1.html?link=rssfeed
Discuss
Before you get to either Heaven or Hell, I guess you have to go thru Death Valley (CA)
After you arrive in Heaven, you report to Los Angeles (CA) to receive Las Cruces (NM). Then if you’re REAL good, St. Pete (FL) will let you see Corpus Cristi (TX).
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Does that mean you’re IN baby?
AnnieB {sand getting in your whatever}
I love it when you talk dirty!
Mistress Darla
We have three days and I’m sure discipline will be necessary, Perhaps you could list some of your disciplinary techniques to encourage umm I mean discourage unruly behavior. And please be as graphic and detailed as possible. 😛
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I’m thinking Driver had a good idea … ball’s in your court love …
Not only IN, but OVER, UNDER & ON!
Hey Dave.. can you bring me some palm oil..I think mine went rancid and my lil guys are parched…puh-leeeze.. have fun.. wish i was with ya
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Dont forget AROUND and BETWEEN one must be flexible to participate in events featuring the ZILLAGIRLZ.
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I’m intrigued, tell me more … You’re comments have made me think about, well … I feel like making love to you. Okay, you got me, that song is playing right now but I still feel like …
everybody naked!!!! me first! :boob: :boob:
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All-right!
hopefully dave will take that left in albikoiky.
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Tearing off clothes….everyone into the Zilla pool…naked….wooohoooooooo
:wang: :wang: :wang:
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😈
Well, if I’m in charge I’d better lay down some rules for this weekend:
1. If thou shalt spake (or type to be more correct) a naughty word, thou shalt be spanked with my rubber-gloved hand!
2. If thou shalt spake/type more than one naughty word, thou shalt be spanked ten times with my paddle.
3. If thou comes without my permission, thou shalt be hooked up to my car battery and shocked repeatedly.
4. If thou suggests a road trip, thou shalt get down on all fours and wear a saddle so all may ride YOU!
5. If thou reveals thine boobies or respective genitalia to all of us, thou shalt be whipped ten times!
Now, you all better behave this weekend or you’ll suffer the consequences! If I’m not here to dish out the punishment, I hereby give permission to my fellow Zilla Girlz to do so.
Yours stedgingly,
Mistress Darla 😈
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Fuckity fuck fuck fuck ….exposing :wang: … awaiting permission to come…
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If your friend Jack was stuck on a horse, would you help your friend Jack off the horse?
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Steve?… 😈 gimme a number.
Oh, Have fun Dave! 😆 Don’t worry, We’ll take care of HQ for you…do we have a bond money stash? 😛
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Stedge, stedge, stedge, stedge :wang: 😛
😈 :boob: :boob:
Road trip!!!
Everybody must get stedged!
And Astryd, on a scale of 1 to 10, I’d say your up to a 14 by now! :wang:
On your mark …. get set ….. cum!
Don’t worry Astryd….I’ll save you. Need to grab onto something to pull you to safety :boob: :boob:
Heck, I’ve been on vacation for a year now and I still find time to post here. You should be able to handle a few days Dave. 😆 😛
Looks like you might need to hire a clean up crew when you get back here though. :boob: :boob: and :wang: everywhere… and we all know where that leads…
😈
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What the hell did I ever do to you but love you from afar? If I had a :wang: it would have been this :limp: the second I looked at that wacko’s picture!
Darla, what do you think his punishment should be? I’d say kill him but he is kind of fun to have around (usually) and he’s pretty good eye candy too. Hmmmm ….
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Yep. To Astryd’s toes being on the table, Meagan being master of all of our domains, and the pout sisters pattin’ down AnnieB for sand traps.
Party on, Dave. 😈 :wang:
Mistress Darla
Fuckin A what do you mean {if your not here} what if your just busy punishing the shit out of oh say StevieC or pookazilla hell pass me on to AnnieB or Astryd or Mandy…mmmmmm perky Mandy uh uh uhhhhhhh… oh shit get the jumper cables out and start the car. 😀
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I’ll be right behind you all the way… :wang: 😛
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and asks “Does this taste funny to you?” 🙄
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SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK!
WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP!
There. You may come now. 😈
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StevieC, I do not believe I said you could come. You know what that means… ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP! ZAP!
Now get down on your hands and knees while I strap this saddle on you. Who wants to ride first? 😈
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I say we chain him up, put a leather hood on to cover up that crazy hair and then we each take turns whipping him.
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SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK, SPANK!
ZAP, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP, ZAP!
I think I’m gonna need a new battery before this weekend is over. 😛
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Is that a penis I see? Well, I better get out L’il Whipper.
WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP!
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Thank you Mistress Darla. May I have another? :wang: :wang: :wang:
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Mistress Darla
I have four industrial fucking strength Truck batteries please feel free to tap my juice at any time!
:wang: :wang: :wang: :wang:
Now that will singe the hair in the crack of your ass.
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Your welcome, my slave pookzilla. Your loyalty and obediance has earned you twenty whippings and permission to bathe with the Zillagirls.
WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP!
😈
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Your generosity pleases me, Driver. For that I’ll whip you ten times.
WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP!
😈 :kiss:
Quite the party going here. 😛
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You are most kind and generous, Mistress Darla. I humbly bow at the feet of the enchanting goddesses known as the Zillagirls. I am here solely to serve, please and excite you. Now who would like the first royal soaping? :boob: :wang: :boob: :undies:
Miss you. :kiss:
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ME!!!!! 😈 If I were a dog, my tail’d be waggin’ and I’d be pantin’ and smilin’ so big!! 😆
Astryd
May I have the honor of drying you after your royal bath and then of course getting you WET again :wang:
Hello Kristi
Please feel free to join the party and expose I mean express yourself 😛
:undies:
And they’re off! :boob: :boob:
Woo Hoo Kristi has taken her first step to becoming a Zillagirl.
Mistress Darla
I do believe Kristi and I have exposed ourselves and earned our ten lashes and after we can LICK each others wounds 😛
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Astryd, you got me wagging too, but that ain’t my tail :wang: :wang:
Welcome to the pool, Kristi. Time to get wet :undies: 😈
Mistress Darla, how may we best please Astryd and Kristi??
*jumps in pool*
Dear me, it’s a bit chilly :boob::boob:
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Swimming over to Kristi….anything I can do to warm you up?? :wang: :wang:
Be my towelboy? :kiss:
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I have a towel for you and even a place for you to hang it on hehe :wang:
Hi, Kristi ! Be afraid, Be very afraid of some of
these Zillaboys and girlz. They have the morals of
alley cats and Republicans. Don’t get anywhere near
a bathroom stall with them around.
:wang: :wang: :boob: :boob: 👿 😈 :wtf:
Hehe, meh, I’m not that afraid. I’ve been lurking around this place for about a year now, I know what these guyz and girlz can get up to.
Glad to join the party.
Mistress Darla
It appears that Kristi and Pookazilla are going to be busy for a bit. As your humble servant I kneel before you and request the possition of Royal Bather during his absence, if this does please you I await in the pool for you to send me a Goddess.
Pookazilla
Sorry Bud but a slaves gotta do what a slaves gotta do to gain favor 😈
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No problem Driver lol. I’m a little busy right now hanging towels anyways. I hereby temporarily bestow upon you the Royal Bather Device. Use it wisely, my fellow Associate Assistant Deputy Slave-in-training. Methinks Mistress Darla and her fellow (fellowette?) Zillagirls will be most pleased.
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I’ve been lurking around for almost a year now too Kristi. I’m glad we can lurk together lol. I have no idea what I can get up to…hope you can help. :wang:
Pookazilla
Good of you to step aside for an UP-N-CUMMER. :wang:
Anybody workin’ up an appetite? Let me open this cooler…I’ve got Cool Whip. Dream Whip, Miracle Whip, whipped butter, whipped potatoes, & whipped cream. And look at this wiener! Here’s a cucumber, a banana and a zucchini. Also clams. And later we’ll pull out the cream sticks and open the donut holes. And there’s plenty of Busch for everyone to enjoy!
Mmm, I like bananas.
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Captain Banana, at your service ma’am …ready, willing and at attention. :wang:
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Let’s check Dave’s fridge. Apparently, there are 52 condiments in there!
Kristi – Welcome to ‘zillaville. Come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab. I see you shiver with antici … … … … pation!
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cute pic!
confesion: i took out the trash today wearing only my pink nikes and a baseball cap. my neighbors watched the entire thing. 😈
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………[faints]
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Signing up to be Mandy’s garbage man. 😈
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Signing up to be Mandy’s neighbours!
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pix or gtfo!
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Sheesh! Is that all it took to bring the priest back from vacation?
Look out…the boss is back early!
Everyone! Look busy! *sprays whipped cream on self*
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….looking busy licking whipped cream off Kristi 😛
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*munch, munch* mmmmm, whipped cream & pie – my favourite!
I’m gone for a day and all this happens. I better dish out the punishments.
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Kristi, to fully become a Zillagirl you must bow down and receive ten whippings. WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP, WHIP!
Now rise, my fellow Zillagirl. You’re one of us now. 😈
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Thou shalt kiss their feet and bring them many shoes! And chocolate too! Actually, bring me chocolate too. 😛
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Your loyalty pleases me very much. I grant you the position of Royal Bather and the permission to bathe me first. 😈
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Mandy, you truly are the original Zillagirl. I give you my whip to use as you please. :kiss:
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I’ve kept the slaves in line, boss. And don’t worry, we’ll clean off all the whipped cream, won’t we guys? 😈
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So easily amused, aren’t I?
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Yep. I’d come back early from vacation for a pic of Mandy in nothing but sneakers and a hat too! 😈 :wang:
PS to Mandy – I’ll be on vacation this Thursday until Sunday.
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Ah, but the servant waits, while the master baits.
You may…once you are done with the royal drying you must get on your knees slave! I imagine you have worked up an appetite with all that Hard work…for we Zillagirlz are not entirely ruthless but care to nourish our slaves with the sweet nectar of the Godesses. 😈
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Oh, touch-a touch-a touch-a touch me
I wanna be dirty
Thrill me, chill me, fulfill me
Creature of the night… 😈
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and that’s just taking out the garbage… You should see her trying to pull weeds… :wang: 😛
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Well call me Weed and let’s get this party started! :wang: