My Crazy Neighbors

OK, well they;re not direct neighbors. I’m a mile south of them. Every year this couple goes a little overboard with the decorating and packs on the weird—even for Royal Oak. Rather than describe it, I’ve recorded it on my cell phone so you too can share in our private hell.

This display will be up until around May or so, when they get ready for Halloween.

Worst Gifts to Give Your Boyfriend or Husband

  1. A copy of The Rules
  2. Golden Girls Season 1 DVD set
  3. Febreze Noticeables
  4. Frilly drapes
  5. My Little Pony Crystal Rainbow Castle Playset
  6. Pink hand tools
  7. A coupon for Enzyte
  8. A Utilikilt
  9. Season tickets to the Detroit Lions (still 0-14, ouch!)
  10. What gifts would you avoid?