Worst Gifts to Give Your Girlfriend or Wife

December 15th, 2008 Comments(39)
  1. The Good Wife’s Guide
  2. A weight scale
  3. The phone numbers of every stripper you’ve ever met
  4. A porcupine
  5. Instruction and Advice for the Young Bride Manual
  6. A mustard sandwich
  7. An extension cord, used
  8. A box of rust
  9. An ultimatum
  10. What gifts would you shy away from giving?

Things to Avoid on Thanksgiving

November 27th, 2008 Comments(21)
  1. Showing up naked with a loaf of Melba Toast
  2. Screaming at the gravy
  3. Recreating Devil’s Mountain with the mashed potatoes
  4. Inviting radical Islamists for dinner and asking them to convert to Jesus
  5. What would you avoid?