Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

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Had a meeting that ran so late, I missed the debate. Really wanted to see live, when the lasers spewed forth from McCain’s eyes as he showed America who’s boss around here.

Frickin' lasers!

Tonight is the debate between Vice Presidential nominees, Sarah Palin (R) and Joe Biden (D). It promises to be a bloodbath. Let’s all establish some drinking rules. Please add any I’ve missed:

1. Debate Drinking Rule #1: 1 beer every time they interrupt each other.
2. Debate Drinking Rule #2: 1 beer every time she mentions hockey, lipstick or pitbulls
3. Debate Drinking Rule #3: 1 beer every time Biden’s eyebrows grow exponentially wider
4. Debate Drinking Rule #4: 1 beer every time Biden accuses Palin of smoking crack
5. Debate Drinking Rule #5: 3 beers every time McCain butts in and answers for Palin
6. Debate Drinking Rule #6: 1 beer every time Palin highsticks Biden
7. Debate Drinking Rule #7: 1 beer every time Palin screws up geography
8. Debate Drinking Rule #8: 1 beer every time Biden mentions dangerous foreign nations he’s barely been to
9. Debate Drinking Rule #9: 1 beer every time Palin says, “Ya know,” (via Vanderwal)
10. What drinking rules would you add?

Update: I am thankful I did not make rules for “Energy-producing state” or “Gee” or I would be dead from alcohol poisoning.

Real Fey-McCain Life Magazine cover from 2004 (In reference to my parody the other day).