Random Effluvia, No. 328
1 First off is this gem my wife found. The 2023 Lost and Found Index. Some real gems in here. Among my favorites: A pin with Jesus holding slice of…
Collective Nouns for Web 2.0
Back in the Middle Ages, knowing what collective noun was applied to a group of animals was taken quite seriously. We all know the common ones, such as herd of…
How to speak in Programmer
When they say: "The SMTP mail server may be acting erratically today." They really mean: "Turn me down for a date, will you? See if you get email anymore." When…
I went to this concert!
Make your own fake tickets with the Concert Ticket Generator. Link via James B.
The Wisdom of Coworkers
Coworker: "Dave, can you look at this Laser printer? It's broken and I can't find IT anywhere." Me: "Yeah, what's it doing?" Coworker: "Well, {other coworker} sent a color file…
1st Level Web Master Spells
Protection against Comic Sans: Protects beginning Web Designers from succumbing to the fetid odor of this most noxious font. Dispel MIDI: Makes the spell caster immune to the dissonant shrieks…
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PML 1.0 Specification
WARNING: Extreme geek humor ahead PML (Porno Markup Language), a pornographic computer language specification proposed by DL Byron is nearly ready for release by the W3C. The specifications are as…
We assumed …
I guess I should have used a capital four. I showed this error message to my coworker Jim. He told me to imagine if Yahoo extended the map's "assumption" feature…
Fun with Anna
Anna is the animated help desk at IKEA's Web site. She had some interesting answers to my questions. Click on the image for the whole story.viagra free viagra buy viagra…
Mind your T’s and A’s
On Friday I got the following error message in BBEdit. Someone had misspelled "title" within a link tag. Error:File wn_messaging.jsp; Line 72: Document type does not permit attribute "tit" within…
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