Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Have you ever blamed the dog?

So if you’ve followed my Twiiter, Flickr or Facebook posts, you’ve by now heard that Lizz and I are the proud owners of a 30′ sailboat. So one thing that everyone keeps asking us is what we will name the boat?

On Tuesday night I had this conversation:
HIM: “You gonna name your boat something cool like Sea Fag?”
ME: [cough]
HIM: “Well I would.”

What Should We Name Our New Boat?

Have you ever talked to someone whose gender you could not identify, even after a lengthy conversation?

Do you have a friend like this?

What’s the worst thing you’ve been given to eat at work?

Who’s your daddy?

Idiot boy here forgot to hit Publish after writing his post.