More People We Can Safely Dislike, #8

Jodi Arias supporters Twilight fans. Fuck all of you. Vampires don’t sparkle. People who change their profile photo to reflect the latest meme, social cause or trend with no clue why other than their friends are all doing it, too. [DISCLAIMER: This one is probably only a Michigan thing] Drivers who get into the Michigan…

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People Who Need to Go Far, Far Away

People who hit their brakes inexplicably when nothing is in front of them and they aren’t speeding. People who use douchebag words like ‘braggadocious’ and ‘YOLO’ in everyday speech. The inventors of Powerpoint, Jeggings, Crocs and UGGs. The creators of ‘Call of the Wildman’, ‘Hillbilly Handfishing’ and other white trash train wrecks. Professionals who say,…

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