Obey the Naughty Palace
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But do they accept credit cheese?
Some travel hints (in Engrish) from around the world:
- We will now be serving snakes. [Singapore Airlines]
- Upon arrival at Kimpo and Kimahie Airport, please Wear your Clothes. [Korean Steel Mill]
- Toilet Gents (Ladies Also) [Sign in Bangkok]
- AEROFLOT: Introducing wide boiled aircraft for your comfort. [Ad for a Soviet Airline]
- Akita to Okinawa. Non-Stop Fright. [Ad for JAS Airline in Japan]
- Please Stop the Cock Uptight! [Urinal sign in Japan]
- Invisible service is available for your rest being not disturbed. [Yuanfei Hotel, China]
- At the cashier’s counter, kindly note that personal cheese are not accepted. [Note in the Imperial Samui Hotel guidebook, Thailand]
- Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby is used for this purpose. [Hotel in Zurich]
- The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. [Sign in a hotel, Bucharest, Romania]
- It is forbidden to steal hand towels please. If you are not person to do such thing is please to not read notis. [Sign in Japanese Hotel]
- Super Piss. [Lock De-Icer from Finland]
- Mr. Bike, Magazine for Windy People. [Japanese magazine]
- Tidy HO! [Women's restroom in Tokyo]
- Out of Odor. [Sign on a nightclub bathroom door, Taiwan]
- He repairs cottages and plants flowers. His eagerness to do good makes him one of the most popular, [DVD liner notes for Alien II in Taiwan]
- Shitseeing Bus Stop. [Tourist information map, Japan
- Now baby. Tonight I am feeling cool and hard boiled. [Slogan on Japanese shopping bag]
- At a Fiction of the Original Cost. [Malaysian furniture store ad]
- I’m a Foot Soldier. No Human! Go Ape!! [Slogan on Japanese tote bag]
