DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. It’s not real. OK? The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Tom Cruise [anagramming]. No disrespect is meant. I’m sure he’s a fine person. Davezilla: So Tom. I hear you’ve been sending rodents to the outer galaxies to find Xenu? Tom Cruise: Mice tours! Davezilla: Fascinating. I notice you’re scratching. Did you get kicked in the nuts? Tom Cruise: (ie. scrotum) Davezilla: What’s causing your pain, if you don’t mind my asking? Tom Cruise: Ice tumors. Davezilla: How do you get rid of those? Tom Cruise: I cure most. …..
DISCLAIMER: Before you scratch your head or send me hate mail, please note that this is a fake interview. The answers were created by rearranging the letters in Paris Hilton [anagramming]. Davezilla: “First off, how do you start the week?” Paris Hilton: “I plan or shit.” Davezilla: “Um, Paris? What are you doing under the table? Drop something?” Paris Hilton: “Lost hairpin.” Davezilla: “I heard you once seduced Ralph Lauren.” Paris Hilton: “I sit on Ralph.” Davezilla: “Assume I know nothing about hair. What is your current hairstyle called?” Paris Hilton: “Rhino plaits.” Davezilla: “Not that Iâ€™m interested, but what do you look for in a man?” Paris Hilton: “A …..