Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Spotted this art aficionado at the Detroit Institute of Arts where he was clearly overwhelmed by the majesty of it all

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Caption Time #246

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• Video of the Day: Russian press conference invaded by flying penis

Leader of the free world and has no fucking idea which way to hold the flag. His daughter corrected him.

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Last night before I decided to go to bed I happened to scroll through my amazingly cool satellite provider to see what was on (I like to leave the tv on to help me fall asleep so I can wake up four hours later, supremely irritated at whatever is now on, turn the television off with a grunt, and flop over to the other side of the bed).

Lo and behold, a movie that I distinctly remember as being one hell of a good watch. I mean, Tom Cruise and Rebecca deMornay banging on a subway train? Pimps? Hooker house?

I am, of course, talking about Risky Business. The premise is simple. Parents go away, straight-A uptight Republican kid goes kinda batshit, has a bunch of parties, turns his house into a brothel, gets into it with a pimp, all that shit. I mean, when my parents went away for vacation, that is so totally the first thing I did, right after building an atomic bomb in the garage.

The following scene is one of the most well-known from the movie:

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And no, I am not done. This is a work in progress. I still have several tweaks to make, features to add and suggestions to implement. Trish gave me a great suggestion last night that I will definitely be adding: making this featured article appear in its entirety on the homepage, rather than having to click through.

• I also plan to add back in the quoting function (currently it’s not compatible with what I have, so I have some PHP to write).
• I will be adding polls again
• A whole new set of smilies to add to your comments
• How about adding images to comments?
• Avatars are now handled externally by Gravatars as the same icon can be used on hundreds of sites. If you still want to use a, R or X-rated icon here that other sites won’t allow, simply open another account using another email address.

Other suggestions are welcome.