“UFO-Shaped”. Uh huh. Sure. UFO.
A GIANT FLYING VAGINA A giant, flying vagina was seen over Turkey last week. Several Turkish incels died trying to jump high enough to have wanton sex with the cloud…
When do we decide if someone is batshit crazy?
I know. That term is politically incorrect. And I am not applying it to those with true mental illnesses. I’m talking about those times when eccentricity goes a wee bit…
Random effluvia, No. 1,202
I hate the taste of brushing your teeth after drinking orange juice. Even worse is an apple followed by a Pep-O-Mint Lifesaver. Don’t try this at home.
Terrible Ideas for Tattoos
I've seen some terrible ideas for tattoos in my time. Hell, I've come up with some. But the public does it better. Homer Simpson bending over so the tat owner's…
24 Years Ago…
I bought this domain. Yep. February 22, 1998. That means next year, my blog will be a quarter century old. One of the oldest on the planet. Crazy town. Thank…
You needed lungs of steel
Remember this shit? I could never get a bubble bigger than 2” and it smelled like a Victorian turpentine factory. The bubbles were generally forest green with the faintest whisper…
Only in Royal Oak…
Longtime readers will know that I have spent the majority of my life in Royal Oak, Michigan — a strange little town with a penchant for weirdness. We could just…
Garganornis: Even its name is evil
Just picture being a Cro Magnon. You’ve just gotten a nice cave in the ‘burbs for the fam. Worked hard on the garden damn, those 15 lb. Rafflesia flowers are…
It’s like that
He’s such an introvert. That’s why he’s always alone. He’s a very private person. Please respect that.
Ten things that bug me about lockdown
Having to actually answer the phone because people know I am home.Seeing dust enough to actually feel compelled to do something about it.My Amazon bill.My dog only barks during Zoom…
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