Notes to Self No. 6,227-6,228

  1. The probability of spilling coffee on an expensive, white shirt is determined by a ratio of the cost of the shirt versus the importance of the executives you have meetings with that day.
  2. Do not assume the 401 Hwy will be accident-free on a Friday night. It took 3-1/2 hours to drive 8 km last night.
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  • brewcaster

    The same equation works for pants and any liquid or gel that will make it look like you just got your first lapdance.

  • pablo

    1.Nothing stains Latex and it makes my butt look shiny.
    2. If you were traveling in kilometers on the 401 how long did it take in metric time?
    Mrs. Dewey wouldn’t go out with me or show me her boobs but she apparently has a drinking problem.
    Kung Foga RULES, but next time can we have it dubbed in something other than French. It makes it hard to take it seriously.

  • Amanda

    I love Ms. Dewey :kiss:

  • Flash Gordon

    The return of Plastic Man! Does anyone remember? :wtf: :!: :dead: :evil: :roll:

  • Pappy

    You could come up with a mathematical equation for #1. It could be in the textbooks and everything. :lol:

  • Ducatisti

    Ms Dewey scares me. Who the heck still has enough dotcom money and time to produce something that expensive, and there’s not a popup ad to be seen?? Fun to type in weird things you don’t think she’ll know about and still get an appropriate reaction.

    Agreed about the white shirt – remember the ad years back that showed the guy in the airplane restroom – uses the sink and water sprays him – front and center. Just at the same time that the ‘landing soon, please return to your seat’ sign is lit :)

  • Gladia

    Well, the yoga guy is the bomb, are there really people that limber, and (obviously), double-jointed???
    Ms Dewey okay I guess, but it strikes me as more of something more aimed at the guys.
    The 401?? have you been on the 60 lately???? :P :?: :!:

  • Spud

    Make a list of things you could/should have accomplished in 3 & 1/2 hrs or the time you sat in the traffic.


  • Nikki

    Laundry whitening pens are your friend.

  • mikeme

    Two more:
    A closed mouth gathers no foot.

    A closed ass gathers no head.
    :P :P

  • Zilla the Younger

    Yo Bro,
    Do what I do, always have an another outfit at work, just in case of an emergency (you know, unexpected big meeting on casual Friday, ect.)

  • Mitch

    The 401 outside of Toronto?
    How could you ever expect anything so Ridiculous as a reasonable trip on the 401.

    Once I was stuck on a highway to Barry trying to get to Molson Park. For 6 Hours. Missed 2/3 of the concert. Then Cheap Trick Played….. :limp:

    I need my Woobie.

  • Howie

    The likelihood of the cherry of your cigarette falling into your carseat is directly related to how new your car is. Hence the reason why my wife will not let me smoke in her new car. She saw the hole in the seat of the Mazda when I brought it home for the first time.

  • Lisa

    Regardless of how far you are from your home, your likelihood of running into someone you know dramatically increases based on how poorly you look. :P