Notes to Self, No. 5,801, Breakfast Edition

1. Nikki

   13 November, 2005, 10:02 am

   Don’t feel bad. I put the orange juice in the cupboard yesterday morning.

2. Minnie

   13 November, 2005, 10:05 am

   Ewwww.

   Pobrecito! 🙁

3. Mandy

   13 November, 2005, 10:06 am

   Talk about Dry Mouth! :wtf:

4. Marcus

   13 November, 2005, 11:07 am

   1. Boil Water
   2. add oatmeal to bowl
   3. Pour OJ in bowl
   4. Opps. that isn’t the water

   True story last of oatmeal. Considered eating it, but thought better

5. Nina

   13 November, 2005, 11:42 am

   hehehe…old age setting in Dave? 😛

   Don’t worry it happens to the best of us! 😀

6. Amanda B.

   13 November, 2005, 11:47 am

   Don’t iron your clothes while wearing them.

   Don’t blow-dry your hair while in the shower.

   Don’t turn package upside-down…but the directions are on the bottom.

   :wtf:

7. Amanda B.

   13 November, 2005, 11:50 am

   Thanks for not posting any more of those Artists’ Models. Ick!!!
   Instructions: Close eyes, then paint.

8. Davezilla

   13 November, 2005, 12:11 pm

   Sorry, Amanda. Two more on the way, then it’s back to normal (If there is such a thing here).

9. rust

   13 November, 2005, 12:16 pm

   Well, now that you have finished your breakfast, you are ready to have that lunch-time delicacy: oatmeal breaded tongue. TASTY!

10. rust

    13 November, 2005, 12:20 pm

    Hey, I just had a thought! Dave, these would make a nasty colouring book!

11. Paige

    13 November, 2005, 12:45 pm

    How do you fix it with milk??????:boobs:

12. twiZted

    13 November, 2005, 1:14 pm

    Glad to see I’m not the only one yhat does that.

13. Pappy

    13 November, 2005, 1:35 pm

    Eh don’t feel bad. I once tried to make Easy Mac, and when I put it in the microwave, I didn’t realize I had forgotten to add water.
    Needless to say, there are now burn marks on the inside of our microwave and several memorable pictures of the black crater-like pile of macaroni. 😀

14. Esther

    13 November, 2005, 1:52 pm

    Looks like you discovered the white trash way to lay down wallpaper.

15. Sir Osiss

    13 November, 2005, 2:51 pm

    Dang Esther, I thought you liked me!

    BTW, we use grits…sticks better, lasts longer.

16. Ace

    13 November, 2005, 3:00 pm

    OR you could put some oatmeal in you mouth and pour some water in your mouth and shake your head and get the whole oatmeal-in-the-making-experience!

17. misskitty

    13 November, 2005, 3:49 pm

    Hey I use my empty milk jugs to make tea in(after rinsing with almost boiling water) and grabbed it thinking i had grabbed the milk jug, Tea just dose’nt work well with honeycomb. 😛

18. Tami Jo

    13 November, 2005, 8:33 pm

    Fruity Pebbles. I’m tellin’ ya.

19. Spud

    13 November, 2005, 11:03 pm

    If I was your Doc davidge, I’d be ordering some tests.

    This list of fo-pars keeps growing…

    😈

20. dougieace

    14 November, 2005, 12:33 am

    next time do the oatmeal before boiling the syringe

21. frisko

    14 November, 2005, 6:58 am

    My sister used used hot tap water to make oats for the baby, the child used to cry if we ran out of oatmeal. The babies food often resembled wet horse food. Alice loved it anyway.

22. girl

    14 November, 2005, 9:46 am

    or you can be a lazy ass like me and just pop it all in the microwave.

23. Christall

    14 November, 2005, 8:32 pm

    Hey, Congrats to Dave.. Now you can be a member of the breakfast club..

    now you must mess up lunch and dinner to become a FULL member.

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