Note to Self, No. 6,619

In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.

28 Comments

  1. TimM

    Woo Hoo! First comment! I made the first comment! LA, LALA, LALA, LA I’m number one! Too bad I don’t have a decent comment other than nice design. Where’s the bathroom in this new place?

  2. patrick

    In foresight (not to be confused with (foreskin) it probably not the best idea to eat Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Hobanero Chips anyplace but in the safety of your own home and within reasonable proximity to the refrigerator, for cold drinks, and the toilet, for immediate relief.
    No pic today, Dave?

  3. Nice update Dave. Did you fix the comment thing that we talked about?

    In regards to the chips – Wouldn’t it be cool if every bag came with Porn Star trading cards? :wang:

  4. Peaches

    Toto….I don’t think we are in Zilla land anymore…. 🙄

  5. The problem is not so much what comes out from the front, but what comes out from the back! No beer the night before and STAY AWAY from the PICKLED EGGS!

  6. Fleetwood

    Look at the bright side..while meeting with the executives, you can toot your own horn. :puke:

  7. junkman

    note to others: in forethought it may not be the best idea to have a meeting with dave after the Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips make their inevitable hasty exit!

  8. This reminds me of when I saw the Exorcist in the theater. Right after Linda Blair does the head spin and hurls the pea soup, some fools yells out, “I’ve got the chips, she’s got the dip, let’s party!”

  9. Bjorn Freeh

    Anything that ends a meeting early is worth trying, Dave. Especially if execs are invited.

  10. MRDOUG

    Need to add does chips to the wallpaper in the new zillaland. Can picture the red face, tears from the eyes, tung hanging out…and the boss saying…You seem to feel rather strong about this issue…do you have anything you would like to add?

  11. [quote comment=”222656″]

    Did things get hot and sweaty? 😈

    [/quote]
    It sure did. I was rather red-faced. 😳

  12. Lake Effect

    —Without video-o-the-day and website-o-the-day, I may have to go out and buy a tv or a book or something.

  13. Mikeme

    I’ve been away way to long. Like the Hawaii lizard lounge look!! :wtf:

  14. junkman

    [quote comment=”222668″]

    I’ve been away way to long. Like the Hawaii lizard lounge look!! :wtf:

    [/quote]
    you said it. it’s like i’m back in the 50’s in a hawaiian diner/nightclub….but i wasn’t alive then and i’ve never been to hawaii. i think i can feel the new theme though and with meagan’s new avatar “kumaniwannaleiu” is coming to mind. don ho mo fo.

  15. Dave
    where did the poll go?

    Mistress Darla
    Love the new pic but whats with the coverup :boobs: :boobs:

  16. Perhaps you were trying to impress them with fire breathing super ablility? :wtf:

  17. Did you have the flaming shits afterwards?

  18. DaPopster

    Uh oh, this sure ain’t Kansas Toto ………. :wtf:

  19. [quote comment=”222677″]

    Dave
    where did the poll go?

    Mistress Darla
    Love the new pic but whats with the coverup :boobs: :boobs:

    [/quote]

    It was getting a little nippy in here. 😈 :boobs: :boobs:

  20. XXX chips. I would have thought they were more than just habanero hot. lake maybe in the shape of the hottest porn stars or something… :wtf:

  21. Drusky

    [quote comment=”222664″]

    [quote comment=”222656″]

    Did things get hot and sweaty? 😈

    [/quote]
    It sure did. I was rather red-faced. :oops:[/quote]
    You DID say you were in advertising, didn’t you?
    I’ll bet you ‘advertised’ what you ate to everybidy in that meeting room… :dead:

  22. Drusky

    [quote comment=”222700″]

    XXX chips. I would have thought they were more than just habanero hot. lake maybe in the shape of the hottest porn stars or something… :wtf:

    [/quote]
    Porn chips? Isn’t that like fish and chips?

  23. junkman

    Porn chips? Isn’t that like fish and chips? :wtf:

    kind of…..you plug the porn chip into your digital satellite box and you will receive more hot scrod than you can handle.

  24. Fleetwood

    Ok Gang, we need a non-lame topic for a change. It seems to have been weeks if not months since we have had something interesting to discuss. Let’s give Dave some ideas.

  25. Spud

    “In retrospect it was probably not the best idea to eat Blair’s Death Rain XXX Hot Habanero Chips minutes before a meeting with the executives.”

    What happened?

    1. Gut rumble
    2. Burping
    3. Botty burps
    4. Watering eyes
    5. Hot flushes
    6. All of the above

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