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56k v90 modem
Yeah, you’re still on dial-up but there’s no DSL in your area and cable clogs up. Well, that’s the excuse you give to all your high-bandwidth designer friends. Napster’s kinda pointless on dial-up. Ad Critic isn’t so bad. You always have the newest Quicktime plug-ins the minute they’re out. Besides, you’ve got a pretty decent computer. You read Salon and Metafilter religiously. You knew about AYB, stortroopers and melaniegriffith.com way before any of your friends did. So funny. Just wish people would stop emailing you .exe files. They don’t run on Macs. What are they? Stupid? Everyone knows that! |