Okay, back when I was much less sophisticated and suave, the catch phrase was, “If it was up your ass you’d know”!
But, today being my 54th birthday I’ll just say, “Man I can’t frickin’ remember. Wait, what was the question?”
[quote comment=”631226″]Okay, back when I was much less sophisticated and suave, the catch phrase was, “If it was up your ass you’d know”!
But, today being my 54th birthday I’ll just say, “Man I can’t frickin’ remember. Wait, what was the question?”[/quote]
happy birthday!!! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
it’s hidden in that place where we did that thing on that day with those guys, you know.
[quote comment=”631226″]Okay, back when I was much less sophisticated and suave, the catch phrase was, “If it was up your ass you’d know”!
But, today being my 54th birthday I’ll just say, “Man I can’t frickin’ remember. Wait, what was the question?”[/quote]
Here comes birthday spank number one! SPANK! 😛
SavageHuntress
24 April, 2009,
In your mouth :wtf:
chainstay
24 April, 2009,
It’s vacuum packed and in a can of coffee so that I can get through customs without getting busted.
Many thanks and God bless you one and all; my friends, my family, my freaks! Oh yeah, I still can’t remember where I put it. Come to think of it, what was I looking for? Early onset Alzheimer’s is such a bitch.
J
25 April, 2009,
Well it’s been said already -but in my pants,sideways in my bikini underwear so that I can feel huge
juleOdeNile
26 April, 2009,
The last place you’ll ever think to look for it! 🙄
Furaha na fanaka kwa siku yako ya kuzaliwa! Patrick (authentic Swahili for Happiness and Luck on your day of birth! Patrick)
In my pants 😀
In your wife’s pants
Neener neener I’ll never tell… 😕
I’d tell you but then I’d have to kill you.
Uhhh, Dave’s not here, man.
Okay, back when I was much less sophisticated and suave, the catch phrase was, “If it was up your ass you’d know”!
But, today being my 54th birthday I’ll just say, “Man I can’t frickin’ remember. Wait, what was the question?”
:knickers:
[quote comment=”631226″]Okay, back when I was much less sophisticated and suave, the catch phrase was, “If it was up your ass you’d know”!
But, today being my 54th birthday I’ll just say, “Man I can’t frickin’ remember. Wait, what was the question?”[/quote]
happy birthday!!! :kiss: :kiss: :kiss:
it’s hidden in that place where we did that thing on that day with those guys, you know.
In a box marked:
Dave’s Lost Odd Socks
Sequestered by Government Operatives from Laundry Basket/Washing Machine
Row 5, Shelf Nº. 9.
Hangar 18
Area 51
Nevada Desert
Over there ——–>
Under Astryd’s garter belt…and I’m on my way over there to get it…
in waldo1013.
p.s. hilarious link. so many good lines but i like this one. “It can accommodate a single Fundamentalist female weighing up to 600 pounds”
:wtf:
In the looking glass.
between the girls! :boob: :wang: :boob:
Damn! StevieC, you said what I thought.
Well, the standard in our house, when someone poses the question, where did I put _____?
“Up your butt?”
in your moms birthday wig…………….. :knickers: :wang: 😉
HFB Patrick!
Over there under the whatchamacallit.
it’s in my hand bit I forgot about it
In an old purse in my closet. :wang:
In the parlour behind the bookcase… wait, you are asking about the murder weapon, right?
[quote comment=”631226″]Okay, back when I was much less sophisticated and suave, the catch phrase was, “If it was up your ass you’d know”!
But, today being my 54th birthday I’ll just say, “Man I can’t frickin’ remember. Wait, what was the question?”[/quote]
Here comes birthday spank number one! SPANK! 😛
In your mouth :wtf:
It’s vacuum packed and in a can of coffee so that I can get through customs without getting busted.
in the cindy bin :geek:
In Jimmy Hoffa’s pocket.
At the bottom of a half a ton of garbage?
Come on Stevie, you know that you hid it in between me and Astryd (and you had a lot of fun)
[quote comment=”631251″]Come on Stevie, you know that you hid it in between me and Astryd (and you had a lot of fun)[/quote]
Best Hiding Place Ever!
[quote comment=”631252″][quote comment=”631251″]Come on Stevie, you know that you hid it in between me and Astryd (and you had a lot of fun)[/quote]
Best Hiding Place Ever![/quote]
Glad it was worth it…that is what I am here for…
[quote comment=”631253″]
Glad it was worth it…that is what I am here for…[/quote]
You had me at ‘the girls‘ :wang:
:boob: :wang: :boob: They were in between…weren’t they?
Ask the cat, he’s the only witness and I’m not telln
In Stevie’s pants! Time to go pocket fishing!!!!!!!!
Where the sun don’t shine. :knickers: :wtf: 😛 😉
Only Liz knows for sure 😉
some place dark and soft
Hide it?! Never! I’ve got nothing to hide 😀
Happy Birthday Patrick!!
never got it never had it
On the Dark Side of The Moon! 😉
Uhhhhh, hide what eh? 😆
Bonnes fetes Patrick!
Many thanks and God bless you one and all; my friends, my family, my freaks! Oh yeah, I still can’t remember where I put it. Come to think of it, what was I looking for? Early onset Alzheimer’s is such a bitch.
Well it’s been said already -but in my pants,sideways in my bikini underwear so that I can feel huge
The last place you’ll ever think to look for it! 🙄
Furaha na fanaka kwa siku yako ya kuzaliwa! Patrick (authentic Swahili for Happiness and Luck on your day of birth! Patrick)
yeah, Patrick is the same in Swahili
The last place you’ll ever think to look for it!
Furaha na fanaka kwa siku yako ya kuzaliwa! Patrick (authentic Swahili for Happiness and Luck on your day of birth! Patrick)
yeah, Patrick is the same in Swahili