So if you’ve followed my Twiiter, Flickr or Facebook posts, you’ve by now heard that Lizz and I are the proud owners of a 30′ sailboat. So one thing that everyone keeps asking us is what we will name the boat?
On Tuesday night I had this conversation:
HIM: “You gonna name your boat something cool like Sea Fag?”
ME: [cough]
HIM: “Well I would.”
What Should We Name Our New Boat?
The Zilla!!
Sounds cool!
Well, since “Patience” is taken… Wait a minute! That boat wasn’t YOURS, was it? 😛
Caddyshack comes to mind. How about “The Flying Wasp”? 😀
Sea Blog…perfect
Badonkadonk 😕
The Naughty Lust
(make Jules Verne proud)
Bob
My Other Boat’s a Schooner
No Canadian Pharmacopeia Aboard, Honestly.
Jihad Mothership
My AIG Bonus
Port Out, Starboard Home.
The Brest Bay Innuendo
To Sandusky and Beyond!
The Fuck Yeah
Caption Time
Freak Alert
Road Trip, Pt II
Saturday’s Answer
The Lizzilla
Waterblogged
SS Minnow
My Dingh-A-Lingh
S.S. More Powerful Than Superman, Batman, Spider-Man, and the Incredible Hulk Put Together
Far Cough
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Oh hells no! This is ours.
Land Ho’
Doing Fine
Tax Deduction
Word Whore
‘net Proceeds
An Air of Serenity
WTF?
-how ’bout “quest”. hee hee.
-given all the zilla girls and their glorious gifts how about “the golden hind”
-i can haz wavez
-i still love “the sea piglet”.
-in oakville there is a boat in the harbor called the wendy b. i would much prefer to glide through the surf on the annie b!
-big wave dave would be the obvious choice
Social This!
Knot So Fast
:kiss: junkman
I Can Haz Boat!
Recession, My Ass
Boatzilla
S.U.Y.T show us your tits
Sailzilla
Sail this
Holy Crap
lakezilla
The Naughty Avatar
LOLZ TEH WAVEZ
Surf the Net
The “We’re Gonna Need a Bigger Boat” Boat
The :wang: and :boob: :boob: ‘s
the livin’ bejeezuz
the wet spotter
passing the wind
the ethel merman
attack a tack
starbuck freakship
l. ron hubbard’s rubba a dub dubbard
the love mussel
cornbot
the cindy bin
stitchy mcyarntrunks
poopship destroyer
Titanic 2
“The Lizzilla” made me laugh.
Of course Big Wave Dave does have a certain je ne sais quios, but that being said, how about LIZZILLA?
Mungzilla
Myot (my yacht)
The Thrilla from the Zilla
lizzil is a palindrome….in the hizzil fo shizzil ma nizzil
I knew someone who had a rabbit name Furfag
Mandyfish!
[quote comment=”629396″]”The Lizzilla” made me laugh.[/quote]
I knew I read that somewhere!
My pics:
1. Boatzilla
2. I can haz bote?
3. Zilla Girl (’cause boats are alway fems, right?)
–Unless Liz feels left out, then:
4. Lizzilla
these were popular back in my day; The Seven Year Itch; My Midlife Crisis; My Child’s College Fund.
Qwecherbichon
Dave, my 5 year old daughter suggested “Marshmallowy”.
I however am in favor of “Lizzilla” and “Boatzilla”.
And Liz, I saw once a boat named “HER frickin BOAT” and well I think that was the BEST name ever for a boat.
And I must not forget my 14 year olds suggestion of “Sex E Tyme”
And my husband just threw into the mix the “SS LOL”
ooo how about “733t b0at” or the “SS ROFL Boat”
DAS BOOT
The “I got nothin'”
The “Pas d’elle heureux ça nous”
The “Thong”
The “I CAN HAZ SALE BOOT”
The “Natalie” — oops
The “Vessel Unrelated to Toho, its Products or Services”
The “FTW”
The “My Other Boat Sunk”
The “Drydock Killer”
The “Great Lake Mussel”
The “How About a Nice Steaming Cup of STFU”
The “The Boat Formerly Known As PATIENCE”
The “Jakob Nielsen”
The “CEILING CAT IZ WATCHIN U SALE”
The “Escape From Royal Oak”
The “Filthy Comment”
ok, brain empty now. must have cracker and coffee.
Hi, my name is Boat.
Crack Got Me This Far
blow me -(my sails have gone limp)
love vessel
tuna skoona
wet and on top
floatation
breakin wind
I suppose there will be no new posts this weekend…gone sailing!
Inspiration has hit me again:
The “Lake St Clair Eclair”
The “I’m Not a Smuggler”
The “Which Way to the Water (WWW)”
The “Google Boat”
The “include(‘paycheck’);”
The “Meta Tag Tug”
The “Zeldman Eat Your Heart Out”
The “a href=index.html” *it’s an anchor, get it?
The “Cascading Sail Sheets”
The “Client Wanted It Bigger”
Well, off to moderation hell with this one, I’m sure…
OOOOH! One more,
The “Edmund Fitzgerald”
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My AIG Bonus
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winner!!!! :kiss:
My Effing Boat
Wish You Were Me
This Space For Rent
What I Do In My Spare Time
Chick Magnet
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The Bed?
Um….
well….
Gosh – I can’t seem to think of a suggestion! 😛
But I do like the “I can has baot” concept. 😆
Or you can go for the semi-conventional, like naming it Fluffy, Sinker, Reef Finder or Buoy.
Or perhaps a good, old-fashioned S.S. WHEEEEE!
Ariel’s Demise?
HMS Pinafore? :thong: :kiss: (Somewhat appropriate, non? :P)
Okay – peanut gallery’s shutting up now. 😀
Have fun sailing!!