Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments http://www.davezilla.com If you're not spewing your coffee, we're not doing our job Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:56:46 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc en hourly 1 Santa decides to man up his image http://www.davezilla.com/2010/03/12/santa-decides-to-man-up-his-image/ http://www.davezilla.com/2010/03/12/santa-decides-to-man-up-his-image/#comments Fri, 12 Mar 2010 12:56:45 +0000 Davezilla http://www.davezilla.com/?p=4400

sex

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    Caption Time #302
    Image via Bigwavdave

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    Amusing Duck

    Lay Egg! Is True!

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    wait-wut

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    ]]>     http://www.davezilla.com/2010/03/01/wait-wut/feed/ 14     Awesome vs. Not So Awesome http://www.davezilla.com/2010/02/25/awesome-vs-not-so-awesome/ http://www.davezilla.com/2010/02/25/awesome-vs-not-so-awesome/#comments Fri, 26 Feb 2010 03:29:11 +0000 Davezilla http://www.davezilla.com/?p=4345

    Awesome: Pulling a pair of jeans on, still hot from the dryer on a cold winter’s morning.
    Not So Awesome: The metal button on the jeans is so hot, it sears your abdomen.

    Awesome: Using TweetDeck to automate Twitter on multiple accounts.
    Not So Awesome: Posting a highly personal tweet to your work account.

    Awesome: Watching your cat sit upright like Buddha.
    Not So Awesome: Realizing your cat just took a dump on your sofa and is sitting in it.

    Awesome: Putting fake eyebrows on your dog.
    Even More Awesome:Your fiancée taking pictures of it and posting it here.

    Bennie
    Photo by ChocolateRazor

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    deadpeoplesthings

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    ]]>     http://www.davezilla.com/2010/02/23/dead-peoples-things/feed/ 12     The Color of One’s Bike Seat is Critical http://www.davezilla.com/2010/02/10/the-color-of-ones-bike-seat-is-critical/ http://www.davezilla.com/2010/02/10/the-color-of-ones-bike-seat-is-critical/#comments Wed, 10 Feb 2010 20:14:30 +0000 Davezilla http://www.davezilla.com/?p=4317

    The color of one's bike seat is crucial, and possibly disturbing.

    And possibly disturbing.

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    Caption Time #301

    Valvoline and Depends? This guy knows how to party!

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    I never trusted that purple bastard

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    1. Do we have to get a puppy? I mean, look at that adorable tarantula!
    2. I just nuked a bitch.
    3. Your wedding dress is so fuckin’ badass.
    4. Fuckin’-a right, I’m robbin’ a bank!
    5. The dishes can wait. You need a lap dance.
    6. Cobra hunting? Be still, my heart!
    7. You don’t have all I can eat.
    8. You know what I’d like? Some creepy, single guy to follow me around with an upskirt cam all day.
    9. Only 3,600 calories? Supersize that shit! I’ll fucking starve on that.
    10. Yes, dear. I’m completely satisfied.

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