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English Teacher Pickup Lines

20 October, 200617 Comments

English Teacher Pickup Lines

  1. Care to split my infinitive?
  2. What’s an antonym for virginity?
  3. That’s quite a dangling modifier you’ve got there.
  4. I love the way you misuse the subjunctive, you naughty little minx.
  5. You always know how to find the predicate in my clause.
  6. Let me be the first to complement your subject.
  7. Show me your direct object and I’ll show you mine.
  8. You can take my infinitive object; with or without actors!
  9. Tell me all about your past progressive.
  10. You certainly know how to use other tenses in conjunction with simple tenses.
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17 Comments

  1. Gladia
    20 October, 2006,

    Okay, use condoms, but if it doesn’t work, try being a parent, apply your open hand to the butt with some amount of force, repeat as needed….! duh!! 🙄

  2. charlie
    20 October, 2006,

    11. Will you tie me up and make me your subordinate clause?

  3. Lung the Younger
    20 October, 2006,

    12. Baby, you put the ‘syn’ in syntax.
    13. Today we going to do the present perfect continuous. I’m present. You’re perfect. Shall we continue?
    14. Get Off. Twenty-three prepositions in a one-night stand.
    15. Hey, I’m into the third-person plural too! Why, do you have a friend who could join us?
    16. My last girlfriend didn’t look good using diphthongs, but then, she didn’t have your nice rounded vowels.
    17. You’re a bit touch and go on the practical test, although you flew the oral.

  5. lucky
    20 October, 2006,

    want to see my hayku

  6. Dorothy
    20 October, 2006,

    Hey, baby, wanna conjugate?

    I kiss, you kiss, he/she/it kisses…

  7. junkman
    20 October, 2006,

    sporting wood? or is that a gerund in your pants?
    my genitive and your genitive in movement paradox for hours baby.
    i would love to turn you on with my pronomial substitution if you want it.
    a little declension in your parasitic gap might allow for better postpositionality!

    put that kid in a haunted house and give alot of brandied fruit.

  8. Mandy
    20 October, 2006,

    lol @ Lung! :kiss:

  9. Drusky
    20 October, 2006,

    Wanna do the dirty verb?

  10. Davezilla
    20 October, 2006,

    [Comment ID #78646 will be quoted here]

    Yes. Yes, I do.

  11. Meagan
    20 October, 2006,

    Would you like me to use my passive voice or my active voice? 😈

  12. Tina Marie
    20 October, 2006,

    1. Come home with me, I majored in English CLit.
    2. If I told you I was a cunning linguist, would you be able to hold up your end…of the conversation?

  14. mesmereyes
    26 October, 2006,

    Would you care to conjugate a couple of nouns?

  15. neil
    26 October, 2006,

    (tries to think of a way to use homonym)

  16. Davezilla
    26 October, 2006,

    [Comment ID #78968 will be quoted here]

    OK, I just LOL’d for real on that, Neil. 😀

  17. Timm
    01 November, 2006,

    Is that a stapler in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?

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