Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

These type of ads from the 1950s really disturb the living hell outta me. Her peg-like teeth are ready to devour her mother’s soft, fleshy hands. Much tastier than the jelly, which seems to be made from freshly crushed dog livers. This child is to be feared and burned at the stake. Her head must be removed to prevent her from returning to the living, her mouth stuffed with garlic and a cross.

(Based on yesterday’s post…)