Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

At some point, you’ve surely heard a friend or coworker say something like, “That person should not be allowed to breed.” Well, those people did breed and their spawn all migrated to my city. As you can see from these two photographs, our freaks are not your ordinary tinfoil-hat-wearing, no-sock-having, nine-coat-sporting hobos that you might see in cities like New York or Los Angeles. Ours are a special kind of wrong.

The closeup view is even more confusing:

I am so sorry for hardly posting lately. I have been traveling a lot for work (since November actually). A lot being every single week. Not all hotels have reliable Wifi or even Ethernet cables. Amazingly, the cheaper the hotel, the better the Internet connection and easier to sign on. Stay in a pricey hotel and the connections are as stable as Gary Busey on a bender.

Image on right via Raymi the Minx. Left image via TSG

I don’t mind when a person wants to shave their head bald, but if they have a head shape that makes them look like a cross between a concentration camp victim and an Idaho baker, I’d say reconsider.

UGGs still suck. Period. You still want to wear these monstrosities? I will hate you. And everyone else agrees with me.

Extreme combovers. Seriously. Die.