Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Oh man. I have been subjected to appalling grammar this week. I want to put these folks under citizens arrest … for the murder of the English language!

1. People who say “360°” when they meant “180°,” as in “His attitude went 360°.” That doesn’t mean he changed his attitude. That means it’s right back where it started, fucktard.
2. People who mix up there, their and they’re.
3. People who can’t recall the simple ‘i’ before ‘e’ rule.
4. Amerikans who kant spell rite. (See below)

Call me picky, but this isn’t how one blends in when wandering about Detroit.

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I was all excited to have this multigrain bread till I realized it was 3″ wider than the toaster slots. Epic fail.