Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Longtime reader Bobby Peru, (and by longtime, I mean 14 years) pointed me to a fun tool for searching Facebook status messages, called OpenBook. While this is amusing enough, Peru went one further. He said that lots of folks make typos in their statuses (we’ve noticed!) and that by searching for the wrong word on OpenBook, you’ll get some hilarious results.

Below are the search results for people who meant to type “things” and instead typed “thongs”. (For my Aussie readers, thongs should be taken to mean g-strings or tangas, but not sandals). Hilarity ensues. Click each icon for the full image.

I just read that UGGs is making thongs. I sincerely hope by that, they mean the Australian word for sandals and not oversized, sheepskin g-strings.

Awkward!

Image via Mandy L.

Oh man. I have been subjected to appalling grammar this week. I want to put these folks under citizens arrest … for the murder of the English language!

1. People who say “360°” when they meant “180°,” as in “His attitude went 360°.” That doesn’t mean he changed his attitude. That means it’s right back where it started, fucktard.
2. People who mix up there, their and they’re.
3. People who can’t recall the simple ‘i’ before ‘e’ rule.
4. Amerikans who kant spell rite. (See below)