Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

Had a meeting that ran so late, I missed the debate. Really wanted to see live, when the lasers spewed forth from McCain’s eyes as he showed America who’s boss around here.

Frickin' lasers!

Wow, I should have posted more drinking rules for last night’s Presidential debate. We could have been hammered from the following observations:

1. One beer every time McCain said “My preciousssssss, I mean, my friennnnds.”
2. One beer every time Obama ran over the one minute speaking limit
3. One beer every time McCain hunched over and slunk around in the dark using his nocturnal vision to find blind cave fish.
4. One beer every time Obama said “I have to correct the Senator”
5. One beer every time McCain tried to steal the One Ring of Power back from his Master
6. One beer every time Obama said “Tom, let me respond to that. I know, but let me respond.”
7. One beer every time McCain led Obama to Shelob’s Palin’s lair
8. One beer every time Obama said “Afghanistan, not Iraq”
9. One beer every time McCain bit off one of Obama’s fingers
10. What rules would you have added?

Today’s post dedicated to Lizz.