Davezilla: Clean Humor, Filthy Comments

If you’re new to Davezilla, and tried to sign up today but couldn’t, it’s not you. It’s me. Really. I had a spate of Russian spammers signing up all day with fake names and emails. I have no patience for the Russians. Blackhats, the lot of them. Anyway, if you are a real live legitimate person and want to sign up to comment, pop me an email and proof that you’re a human (send me a pic or a link to your Facebook profile for example) so I can add you manually.

Sorry. If you’re a real reader from Russia (say that five times fast), you may be SOL for a while. Your countrymen have spoiled things for the ret of you.

Thought it was more fun to post quickly to Tumblr, but it’s not fun to write on Tumblr and I have been itching to write again. And take my own pictures again, instead of reposting others images. With that, I give you this d-bag who decided to park in a no parking spot in front of the local Pei Wei.

Back in 1994 I started this site as a place to store cartoons and anagrams I did of celebrities. I miss doing that. I had a very small, but dedicated audience. I’ve gotten away from that, more to photos, links and videos. My audience is much bigger as a result. I want to go back to my roots, but not lose you, dear readers.

So I have a solution.

I started posting Davezilla comedy on my new Tumblr blog. You can find me there, several times a day now. Meanwhile, this site will be redesigned as an anagram site once more. Please follow me on Tumblr now, but I hope you like both sites.

UPDATE! Comments are now enabled (using DISCUS) on the new site, so you can begin your filthiness once more!

The address is http://captiontime.tumblr.com/. Please follow! I’ve posted 12 times in the first two days.

I just added a mobile theme to Davezilla.com to make it easier to read when you’re stuck waiting at the clinic (I won’t ask which one), waiting at the DMV, or avoiding listening to a boring meeting at work. I believe this theme is also optimized for Android, iTouch and the Palm Pre.

Presumably this means you Crackberry users are screwed. Sorry about that. Let me know how it works for you. It seemed to work great on my iPhone.

Apparently it’s gross out day on Davezilla. The photo, link and video are all going to make you queasy.

Thank you for taking the poll! 1,240 of you responded. Here is how you responded:

1. 48% of you want stripper poles
2. 43% of you want polls brought back
3. 47% of you want to use your Facebook logins
4. 34% of you want to use the Google logins that were in the sidebar
5. 18% of you are rockin’ the OpenIDs
6. 59% of you want more blog, fewer features
7. 41% of you wants moar bukkit!
8. 78% of you want a mix of posts and photos
9. 18% of you want pictures only
10. 3% of you can read
11. 344 of you want more Zilla Girl pictures
12. 54 of you want me to bring back Anagram Interviews
13. 19 of you want more pictures of Mandy Locke
14. 11 of you like bewbs
15. 2 of you want to know where you left your keys