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REAL NAME

GIVEN NAME

RANK

Alvin Spazcaster Clive Shredder-in-Chief
Wants to eliminate all boy bands (e.g. Backstreet Boys). Failing that, Mariah Carey and the legion of Whitney-alikes who can't sing a note without warbling it up and down an entire scale.
Divine Miss LeeLee Colleen Minion
Wants to eliminate Ricki Lake. Oh wait, that's a who.
Morgan Ilsa Grand High Mucky-Muck
Wants to eliminate fans.
Rustine Chianti Merriwether Morrison Keith Drone
Wants to eliminate Celine Dion.
Jako Jacob 3rd in line
Please bring food when you pick me up. Drive-thru is fine.
Lothar of the Hill People Darren Gregarious Sub-Commander of the
Threl Squadron
Wants to eliminate currency, of any sort.
Kottke Michele Keeper of the A-List
Wants to eliminate all blogs inferior to my own.
Mephistophela West Jessica General
Wants to eliminate the braindead masses. can I use a collective 'thing'? ok, then: irrational fear.
[unpronouncable with human tongues] Pratt Grand High Phobrox
Wants to eliminate Television Sitcoms.
Sekimori Stacy Rear Admiral
Wants to eliminate Jerry Falwell
Blorgon of Zemfedell 16 Jon Sub-Commander
Wants to eliminate old lady drivers on the highway who leave the blinker on and drive 20 miles under the speed limit.
Rocket Reenhead Undersecretary of Eels
Wants to eliminate cheese in a can.
Omegaman Rich Slightly Odorifiderous
Wants to eliminate the annoying group of people that CONSTANTLY feel the need to email you and tell you your thoughs are stupid/meaningless/trivial.
Nunn the Wiser Dave Tsar of Galactic Space Yetis
Wants to eliminate clowns, mimes and Precious Moments figurines.
God Xkot Overseer
Wants to eliminate the "A-list"
Slobberdrool Stephanie Nose Peeler
Wants to eliminate napkins and paper hankies. Because of them, the local population is supposed to go around with a dry face - which is most disgusting.
Minky Amy Whore of Satan
Wants to eliminate virginity.
The Amazing Panda Boy Tian Über-bartender of Mars
Wants to eliminate [left blank]
Guppy Jenny Presidential Intern
Wants to eliminate bad shoes, cowprints for women, underwear that creeps up.
God NetDork Dupreme Dork
Wants to eliminate those X-10 camera pop-up ads.
Bovinia Bettershoes Elise Lieutenant
Wants to eliminate yappy lap dogs and people who don't use their turn signals.
Puff Tamity Tami Grand Master Tattooist
Wants to eliminate whiners, scratchers, posers, mosquitoes, and magazine inserts.
Pippilotta Becky High Commander of Frivolity
Wants to eliminate Osama Bin Laden, in one fell swoop.
Spork kd Admiral
Wants to eliminate
Lucius Clay Lloyd Master Bader
Wants to eliminate reptilian hegemony.
Jupiter Spunk Led Original Molester
Wants to eliminate America Online
Nodecam Greg Supreme Commander
Wants to eliminate stupid People. Oh yeah, and war, hunger, death and taxes.
Isabelle Amy Teacher
Wants to eliminate rude people who always think they are right or people who wear capris...they ARE NOT COOL.
Queen Kittycat Hannah Princess
Wants to eliminate dogs
Panelo Jack, Scourge of At Least 3 Seas David King Llama
Wants to eliminate pre-cut cheese cubes. I should burn SOME calories if all I'm going to eat is cheese.
Tawanda Ashleigh Supreme Sexual Being
Wants to eliminate Britney Spears. Or Justin Timberlake. Either will do.
Funny Guy Anthony Ruler of everything funny
Wants to eliminate Ex-girlfriends that call you up a month and a half after you dump them to tell you they're going to get married to the guy they dumped for you in the first place.
Pat Tomek Pat Minion
Wants to eliminate drivers who apparently are on crack--seriously. Two on my way to a meeting this morning. Wired, agitated, taking insane chances, and yet slow to react.
Elvis Mike Pissed
Wants to eliminate Barney and his smarmy band of child actors.
George Dave Majordomo
Wants to eliminate guys who drive as far as they can before lane merges, then force their way in at that point, because, damn, they're in much more of a hurry than the rest of us, by jimminy! If I could eliminate a second thing, I'd do the same to the gals who do the same thing.
Aeryn the Fierce Nikki Torture Specialist
Wants to eliminate dolls. I especially want to poke out all of their eyes. Creepy little buggers...
Suzanne Suzanne Ice Queen
Wants to eliminate the willfully ignorant.
Vieux Bandit Helene Ruler of Everythingland
Wants to eliminate clowns. I want all clowns dead. I want their clown families dead, I want their clown houses burnt to the ground. If they can't all die, then I want to adopt a law that will keep them off the roads. Nothing creepier than a clown in a balloons-filled car chasing you on the highway.
Chase Trace Typer-Twit
I wouldn't mind LOBE eliminating my debt load. Then I could go back to school and actually make something of myself.
Mick Chris 99th Percentile
Wants to eliminate poor design.
Stargher David Future World Ruler
Wants to eliminate people with no common sense.
Dwivian Dwivian Prelate Monk
Wants to eliminate disco. Oh, wait! Damn, you guys are good!
Entropic Birdhead Abigail Grand Turismo
Wants to eliminate waiters, just to see what people would do.
Caillech Sharon O Lieutenant
Wants to eliminate ignorance... too tall an order?
This page was last updated Sunday, January 20, 2002 at 10:32:54 AM