Auto … what?

1. Tim Weston

   07 October, 2004, 12:08 am

   There’s no chance I’m getting my car washed there.

2. Spud

   07 October, 2004, 12:09 am

   Don’t you just love engrish… :wtf:

3. smizzy

   07 October, 2004, 12:24 am

   Is *that* what that crap is coming out of my tailpipe?!?! I knew I shouldn’t have left my sweet little mustang Sally next to that hunka hunka Mach 428 CobraJet!

4. wantwit

   07 October, 2004, 12:46 am

   🙄 dude…maybe i’m getting old or something…

5. tian

   07 October, 2004, 1:45 am

   When I was in mid-west U.S. couple of years ago, there is a chain of stores called “cum and go”. I laughed so hard about that. Too bad I did not have a camera back then. I am not sure if “cum and go” is still in business…

   also the chinese characters means:

   æ´— = wash
   车 = vehicle
   服务 = service

   too bad the Chinese part is actually correct.

   -tian
   hanzi smatter

6. Esther

   07 October, 2004, 2:03 am

   Too bad we can’t do that on command.:kiss::wtf:

7. Lace Valentine

   07 October, 2004, 3:37 am

   I’m dead set against hydro-powered cars. Auto Cum is the wave of the future!!

8. Lace Valentine

   07 October, 2004, 3:49 am

   FOR FRONT STORE SIGN

   All You Cum Car Wash
   Auto You Scum Car Watch
   Auto Scuttle Butt Car Wash
   Godzilla Cum Wash
   Auto Scum Car Wok
   Auto Cum Manual Car Wash 🙂

9. Mandy

   07 October, 2004, 6:51 am

   Auto *and* Manual. Two speeds for her pleasure. 😀

10. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    07 October, 2004, 7:10 am

    In the UK we have service stations and we also have brothels that call themselves saunas.

    What we don’t have is a place where you can do both.

    It’s true that some petrol stations give you vouchers to collect in order to purchase a vase or a cutlery set when you collect about 20,000 of the damn things. 😡

    I would just like to say that I would definitely be more inclined to spend at these venues if I could save my tokens for a woman….

    ….as I already have 18 vases, 9 cutlery sets and nobody to polish them.

    😕

11. Mandy

    07 October, 2004, 7:15 am

    (pictures ReV vigorously polishing silverware to gas station porn) :wtf:

12. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    07 October, 2004, 7:24 am

    Can’t keep me out of her pretty little head, poor girl……

    I can live with that.

    😛

13. ReV.JeLLyBaBY

    07 October, 2004, 8:07 am

    This link should possibly be filed under Geek Humor……….

    Let’s just say that it brought back some happy memories from my childhood years. 😆

    http://www2.b3ta.com/heyhey16k/

14. Margaret

    07 October, 2004, 8:11 am

    …So, that’s the special *wax*!!!

15. fictionman

    07 October, 2004, 8:18 am

    Think it’s a “touch free” wash?

16. Cheap Date

    07 October, 2004, 9:25 am

    WELL, is it AUTO or is it MANUAL??? :oops::wang:

    personally, I’d like to have that happen AUTOMATICALLY!

17. Frisko

    07 October, 2004, 11:17 am

    ReV,
    Was that you in the “Frankie” shirt?

18. Nikki

    07 October, 2004, 12:33 pm

    Ladies “Express Lube” every Tuesday.

19. Cherish

    07 October, 2004, 12:45 pm

    Bucarke!!! 😀

20. Anonymous

    07 October, 2004, 12:50 pm

    Cherish: *groan!* 🙄

    Am I imagining things, or was there also an ugly site link there earlier this morning? What happened, Dave? Too many burned retina complaints?

21. rust

    07 October, 2004, 1:08 pm

    I suppose the customer has a private cubicle so he/she/it can watch while the car is “serviced”

22. Cherish

    07 October, 2004, 1:40 pm

    Anonymous:

    you know you liked it… 😛

23. Esther

    07 October, 2004, 1:59 pm

    Yeah, I did. 😆

24. Jon Eben

    07 October, 2004, 7:34 pm

    I don’t have a car, but I just might go to this place.

25. andrea

    07 October, 2004, 10:29 pm

    You know, I think that’s in Singapore. We’re very big on services that come with an extra. Ahem.

26. Frisko

    07 October, 2004, 11:33 pm

    Well!

    My car is too “Millenium” Falconesque’ to participate in the pastime of “automobile washing”. I wholeheartedly groove on the idea of multi-tasking; However, I’m not confident my driving skills would be up to par when the auto-wash finished…. ahem

    Asking ReV for pennance,
    tee-hee (“big ass grin” No davezilla emocon-hint Dave, xoxo)

    Frisko

    PS
    Dave, can we get blog spell check?
    hearts always to you.

27. Frisko

    07 October, 2004, 11:38 pm

    Great link Dave! Here is a fun one http://www.michaelmoore.com/
    This is the first presidential election that has set record sales for political panties.

    Livin’in America!

    frisko

28. Chad Brandos

    07 October, 2004, 11:48 pm

    Tian, it’s spelled Kum & Go. They’re all over the place here in Iowa. The humor is lost on those of us who drive past them everyday.

29. Blog Cafe

    08 October, 2004, 6:56 am

    LMAO
    Some signs REALLY stand out.

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