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April 03, 2002 :: "Discuss"

Jakob wants to sex you up.

He said. She said. There’s 29 Comments

in a word: buuuuuuuuuuhhh....
bwg :: 03 April, 2002 10:22 PM

Eeeeewwwww. Yuck. Ick.

I need a shower
amy :: 03 April, 2002 10:36 PM

I think he might be talking to a computer surely hes not thinking of reproducing....
Larfus :: 03 April, 2002 10:40 PM

I can’t believe he has no wedding band. Shocking truly.
Davezilla :: 03 April, 2002 10:50 PM

that ain't right, brotha.
hallie :: 03 April, 2002 11:05 PM

It's the new Smoove B...

"There will also be blue hyperlinks."
mercyskye :: 03 April, 2002 11:24 PM

Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
PixelFish :: 03 April, 2002 11:27 PM

Admit it Elizabeth. He made you hot for a second there.
Davezilla :: 03 April, 2002 11:36 PM

tell me thats not an anagram hes spouting
me :: 04 April, 2002 12:02 AM

Waitaminute....you didn't get that photo from Fark, did you?
Brad :: 04 April, 2002 12:08 AM

He had his day?
Sheri E :: 04 April, 2002 12:09 AM

Uh no it wasn’t meant to be, but I could make one up.
How about...
Swung open auxiliary?
Anxiously I wag prune?
Inaugural epoxy wins?
or...
Wax penguins? You liar!
Davezilla :: 04 April, 2002 12:14 AM

Someone / thing: "Oh Jakob, let's get it on..."

Jakob: "Stop! That condom is completely unusable! The size doesn't conform to user expectations, and the reservoir tip's purpose isn't immediately evident. Toss that unusable montrosity out the window!"

Have you noticed that some of the titles for Jakob's articles sound really perverted?

"Protecting the User's Mailbox"
"Deep linking is Good linking"
or even "Users with disabilities"

Er, maybe not. Okay, I'll go away now.
Neil :: 04 April, 2002 12:39 AM

Why does it not shock me that that picture scares sheep & women ?
Spud :: 04 April, 2002 05:18 AM

Not what I wanted to see first thing in the morning. My day is shot.
michele :: 04 April, 2002 05:19 AM

Then my work here is done Michele. :^)
Davezilla :: 04 April, 2002 06:33 AM

Pity the girl though and her lop-sided breasts...
D :: 04 April, 2002 07:42 AM

I think he looks kinda cute . . .
Jenni :: 04 April, 2002 08:21 AM

Few remember Jakob’s childhood occupation as the Dutchboy paint model. Now that he’s put on several pounds and his hair is thinning, it’s getting harder to see the resemblance.
Davezilla :: 04 April, 2002 08:21 AM

Jakob is sooo hot right now
clarke :: 04 April, 2002 08:53 AM

Any picture with Jakob making a sexual reference is just sssoooooo wrong. Good work, Dave!!!
Jon :: 04 April, 2002 09:02 AM

I think that's one of those situations where the phrase "Eww, icky, icky gross!" would be socially acceptable.
Natalie :: 04 April, 2002 09:07 AM

All right that's it. I'm going to stop visitng your site in the morning. I'm only going to stop by AFTER I've digested both breakfast AND lunch. I'm tired of spewing beverages on my keyboard.

This one was way to disturbing first thing in the morning. I don't know if I'll recover for a while.
Kristian Walker :: 04 April, 2002 09:38 AM

I feel dirty.
Minnie :: 04 April, 2002 09:39 AM

I'M BLIND!!! DAMN YOU DAVE!!!
Darren :: 04 April, 2002 10:44 AM

It COULD be the promo to Fox's
new hit comedy series "Girl Intruded" ... A husky but loveable guy falls for a beutiful but out-of-his league gal. Each week brings you 30 minutes of side-busting laughter with episodes like 'The Restraining Order' and 'Beaten to
a Pulp by your Bodygaurd'.
Daine P. :: 04 April, 2002 10:58 AM

ohhhh, mm, yeah, right there baby...ohhhh...yes! show me your useability! oh! oh! show me! show me! Y-E-E-E-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-S-SSSSS!
bran-O-phelia :: 04 April, 2002 11:23 AM