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March 26, 2002 :: "What’s in your pants?"
No really. I want to know. I’ve been wondering lately, what with all these odd new developments down below.
For example:
Vibrating remote control panties. Will the technological marvels never cease? I saw them on Howard Stern so they must be real.
Black Maxi Pads [with wings]. These looked kind of creepy in the commercial. I think they are a silly marketing idea, but what do I know? If I saw one of these laying roadside, I’d swear someone just ran over a crow.
Boxers or Briefs? Have you noticed in the last few years it’s become socially acceptable for women to ask men this? And men can now ask women if they wear thongs or not? Progress? Yes.
I have no problem with being asked. In fact, I’ll come out with it: Davezilla wears boxers or boxer-briefs. Usually black. There. Happy now?
OK readers. Out with it. Let’s air the laundry, so to speak. What do you normally wear under there? Relax. You’re among friends.
[Very weird friends.]
a sexy kevlar chastity belt.
white cotton panties. pantiliners if i'm planning to read Davezilla.
Is that a Hello Kitty chastity belt Jeni?
Boxers, usually bright red. Sometimes with fish on them.
Pastel coloured bikini panties.
Like these.
nothing
usually heather grey CK briefs
Tighty whities. Unless, of course, I'm too lazy to do seperate washloads- then they're 'heather grey' also.
A black thong, like this.
Wait, wait, wait... MEN are supposed to wear boxers or briefs?? WOMEN are supposed to be wearing the panties??
colored BVD briefs like MJ...
Bikinis or high cut briefs. Boxer briefs are so sexy, BTW.
I swaddle my loins in homespun, like Gandhi.
Boxers definitely, usually with some bizarre print on them. Only occasionally, due to bad timing and an unexpected offer of sex, do I regret wearing the Rocky and Bullwinkle boxers.
I'm 26. I'm married. I'm a mom. There is a whole lotta cotton goin' on in my panty drawer. All I'm sayin'.
Boxers. The brighter the better.
You can't fit anything inside those black cyclist spandex if you try!
Thong or commando.
Boxers, no doubt about it. But, when I want to pack in a little extra talcum powder, boxer briefs hold it in there snug.
95% Boxers. 1 pair of boxer-briefs... from Polo, I think? I'd get more, but they're at least 2x as expensive as the boxers.
*waiting for someone to say they wear vibrating remote control panties*
Going commando is knowing true freedom!
Markie-marks, or commando. No particular colour or brand.
A printed-out cam picture of your nipples. Woowoo!
thongs or cotton novelty undies, or boys tighty whities. or if i'm wearing a favorite skirt or dress chances are i'm naked underneath.
Free-ball!
Sings a Tom Petty tune horribly off-key: "'Cause I'm Freeeeee... Freee Ballin'..."
Victoria's Secret hi-leg briefs (I think they're called..)
tops and bottoms almost always match ... except on lazy weekends when I lounge in a pair of boxer briefs (what?!? they're comfy - i just don't generally answer the door in them.)
Vibrating panties are expensive.
boxers... you can even see them this weekend if you like... as an easter present
red satin candycane santa undies with a front quick-release escape hatch.
whatever happens to be clean at the time. and today, after not doing laundry for a week and a half, the pickings are starting to look pretty slim.
boxers!
Boxers. I converted from tighty-whities about five or six years ago, and I still have a spare pair in the back of my underwear drawer. When I exhaust my supply of clean boxers, I end up wearing the fruit-of-the-looms for a day. The discomfort serves as a reminder not to neglect my laundry pile.
boxer briefs in black, grey, or burgundy. when those are in the laundry pile i resort to the looser fitting white ones. but only out of desperation. and if rannie is showing you his undies then i guess we shall both show you.
Well, after all these comments, I feel incredibly comfortable saying white cotton bikinis or hi-leg briefs. Thanks, ladies.
Days of the week thongs. And Unlike the rebels of the world, I DO wear them on the correct day.
Thongs for certain outfits, cotton panties for certain days, and boxer briefs when I'm home. I wish I could wear boxer briefs all the time.
I'm all about the thong. Victoria's Secret v-string to be exact. or nothing at all in the summer. *nod* there's nothing like wearing a skirt to work with no underwear on and walking around all day with a smile on your face like, "I know something you don't know.."
I'm sporting +3 boxers of comfy & coziness, they do double damage against itching & chaeffing
Hanes brushed cotton boxers. They're so much gentler on my sensitive anatomical parts.
heh. Hilary says it all. "I'm 2[4]. I'm married. I'm a mom. There is a whole lotta cotton goin' on in my panty drawer. All I'm sayin'."
"What do you normally wear under there?"
I was wondering how long it would take for that comment to surface. Thanks Mike.
Striped thong and my trusty pocket rocket. Woooohooooooooooo!
Usually cotton bikinis, but my favourites are those kind of retro-looking briefs that sit on my hips. Comfy, cute, and they don't peek over the top of my pants.
Well, unlike the other MJ I wear bikinis, some thongs, the occasional g-string, and on fat days, me granny panties.
fruit roll-ups or VS cotton bikinis.
Fruit roll-ups?
ummm...maybe I'm a psychosexual freak...but I'm 31 1/2 and while I admit I have a large amount of cotton undies, that does not mean that I have packed away my vibrating panties.
Actually, I'm wearing another pair of pants beneath my pants. Jeez, the one time I try to conform....
Don't let the 'zilla fool you. Under his trousers, he's almost always sporting these.
ROTFL! Your evil knows no bounds Louisa.
Under-Roos. I'll prove it.
Those boots are so sexy Tami. Was that back when you were table-dancing to pay for Med School? ;^p
Actually I prefer Pampers Add your two cents
He said. She said. There’s 58 Comments
guppy :: 26 March, 2002 01:11 AM
kd :: 26 March, 2002 01:15 AM
Davezilla :: 26 March, 2002 01:23 AM
Oh, and a camera
space :: 26 March, 2002 01:34 AM
And I agree with kd. Pantyliners are a must while reading Davezilla.
Minnie :: 26 March, 2002 01:44 AM
Minnie :: 26 March, 2002 02:16 AM
lynn :: 26 March, 2002 02:20 AM
dan :: 26 March, 2002 02:48 AM
chris :: 26 March, 2002 03:00 AM
wKen :: 26 March, 2002 03:24 AM
How can this be!? My world! It's collapsing! Aaaaahhhh....
Pete :: 26 March, 2002 04:07 AM
Frank :: 26 March, 2002 08:34 AM
Debra :: 26 March, 2002 09:02 AM
amyc :: 26 March, 2002 09:25 AM
Dave :: 26 March, 2002 09:34 AM
hilary :: 26 March, 2002 09:51 AM
Chuck :: 26 March, 2002 09:59 AM
Salim :: 26 March, 2002 10:05 AM
Right now...red lace thong.
(But you already knew that Dave)
Tara :: 26 March, 2002 10:18 AM
adam :: 26 March, 2002 10:35 AM
Jon :: 26 March, 2002 11:35 AM
hilary :: 26 March, 2002 11:55 AM
vieux bandit :: 26 March, 2002 11:57 AM
Kyle :: 26 March, 2002 12:19 PM
Nikki :: 26 March, 2002 12:27 PM
miss b :: 26 March, 2002 12:29 PM
Ryan :: 26 March, 2002 12:50 PM
Pete :: 26 March, 2002 01:10 PM
katie :: 26 March, 2002 01:17 PM
jezebel :: 26 March, 2002 01:40 PM
*Waiting for someone to say edible undies*
mae :: 26 March, 2002 01:46 PM
rannie :: 26 March, 2002 01:49 PM
hoopty :: 26 March, 2002 01:59 PM
amy :: 26 March, 2002 02:01 PM
various patterns and colors.
wOOt.
Jason :: 26 March, 2002 02:05 PM
Dan :: 26 March, 2002 02:13 PM
jay :: 26 March, 2002 02:36 PM
leslier :: 26 March, 2002 02:52 PM
Christina :: 26 March, 2002 03:33 PM
michele :: 26 March, 2002 04:47 PM
alie :: 26 March, 2002 04:48 PM
Your Bro :: 26 March, 2002 05:32 PM
John :: 26 March, 2002 05:38 PM
you really wanted to know...
branOphelia :: 26 March, 2002 05:40 PM
Under where!
Ha ha ha! (*becomes six again*)
Mike :: 26 March, 2002 07:33 PM
Davezilla :: 26 March, 2002 07:38 PM
not sayin' :: 26 March, 2002 07:45 PM
I won't offer to show you, since you seem to have plenty of offers already ;)
Natalie :: 26 March, 2002 09:25 PM
Min Jung Kim :: 26 March, 2002 11:45 PM
Sheri E :: 27 March, 2002 02:08 AM
Davezilla :: 27 March, 2002 08:01 AM
think about it, if you are a mom, taxed for cash and energy, and frequently "stuck at home", what other entertainment is there?
I mean after Blockbuster's fairy glamor has worn off, of course.
jen :: 27 March, 2002 09:16 AM
Mike :: 27 March, 2002 11:43 AM
miss weeza :: 27 March, 2002 12:39 PM
Davezilla :: 27 March, 2002 01:33 PM
Tami Jo :: 27 March, 2002 01:49 PM
Davezilla :: 27 March, 2002 02:08 PM
Mike :: 27 March, 2002 03:54 PM
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