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March 05, 2002 :: "Overheard at the San Diego Zoo:"
FIRST WOMAN: “Oh look, it’s a Gemini just like me!”
SECOND WOMAN: “It’s a hippo.”
SOME KID’S FATHER: “Red ... Spitting ... Cobra. What does that do?”
REDNECK 1: “That’s the Giant For’st Hawg?”
REDNECK 2: “Don’t look like no hawg Ah evuh seen.”
SKYTRAM ATTENDANT: “You folks have a nice day OK?”
OK so that doesn’t sound unusual. Read it again. This time picture a hugely-muscular 20 year-old man with Joe Pesci’s voice saying it.
Hey welcome back big guy!
Love that sign. Did you get hosed?
No. I was really hoping to see someone get it too.
Well, the reflection in the sign is pretty well-placed.
Ha! I didn’t even notice that.
shit i pay money to see that happen to some poor soul....
The rhino appears to be smiling..
That is natures finest example of self defense. Add your two cents
He said. She said. There’s 8 Comments
How did you enjoy the beach?
J_dogg43 :: 05 March, 2002 08:29 AM
Nikki :: 05 March, 2002 10:01 AM
Davezilla :: 05 March, 2002 02:32 PM
Natalie :: 05 March, 2002 05:38 PM
Davezilla :: 05 March, 2002 05:50 PM
Larfus :: 05 March, 2002 08:48 PM
Nikki :: 05 March, 2002 08:58 PM
Bjerk :: 06 March, 2002 12:09 AM
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