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February 26, 2002 :: "And then this came in..."

Victor sent me this interesting email:

“...funny thing happened on the way to typing davezilla....”

Minnie wrote a useful glossary so men can understand what women mean when they get all cryptic and shit.

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He said. She said. There’s 3 Comments

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So between Minnie and I, I'm guessing we pretty much represent the respective (and opposing) leading edges of the Davezilla readership age continuum...
Victor :: 26 February, 2002 01:49 AM

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received this email a few days back...everyone says women are complicated (someone even states that all women are evil...guess whom i'm talking about...will the real mark allistair reed please stand up?) and weird...i may even agree on that, but guys can be bloody difficult too!!!!!

> 1. The nice men are ugly.
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> 2. The handsome men are not nice.
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> 3. The handsome and nice men are gay.
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> 4. The handsome, nice and heterosexual men are married.
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> 5. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men, have no money.
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> 6. The men who are not so handsome, but are nice men with money think we
are only after their money.
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> 7. The handsome men without money are after our money.
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> 8. The handsome men, who are not so nice and somewhat heterosexual, don't
think we are beautiful enough.
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> 9. The men who think we are beautiful, that are heterosexual,somewhat
nice and have money, are cowards.
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> 10.The men who are somewhat handsome, somewhat nice and have some money
and Thank God are heterosexual, are shy and NEVER MAKE THE FIRST MOVE!!!!
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> 11.The men who never make the first move, automatically lose interest in
us when we take the initiative.
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> NOW ....WHO IN THE HELL UNDERSTANDS MEN???
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giorgia :: 26 February, 2002 04:47 PM

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i'm number 10!
indiesub dan :: 27 February, 2002 12:44 AM

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