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February 23, 2002 :: "Bunny Haiku"
Remember that fabulous website with the flapjackrabbit?
Michele and I were discussing the bunny on Instant Messenger this morning and we came up with an idea. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to write a haiku based on one of these lovely pictures. Keep them legit; 5-7-5 syllables.
Here are some of ours to get you inspired:
| FOG: I think that is fog Maybe it is a steam bath Maybe a crock pot Michele | FOG: Headless rabbit? No! He contemplates the Buddha In his jacuzzi... Davezilla |
| PANCAKES: Grey, serene rabbit Ever-vigilant, sitting Pancakes on his head Davezilla | LEAF: “He went that-a-way!” Hiding from my enemies Disguised as a plant. Davezilla |
Oh my god. That's too funny.
Contemplate this leaf!
i know it looks weird,
but he promised that
am i not a tree?
what a cute rabbit
is it godzilla?
the stress of my life
Fog:
gray ominous fog
Leaf:
Last one:
Anthropologist
pancakes are balanced
Fog:
Pancakes, fog and leaf:
O.K., so I forgot to count the syllables in the last one.
pancake:
Pancakes on my head?
Bunny is like fog
Bunnys and haikus.
hop-along cassid-
bunny public service announcements:
that energizer
The Tao that you seek,
who-what?!? Am I high?
What do you ponder,
LEAF:
Peter Cotton-tail,
Ah, carboyhdrates!
The edible hat
Ok...here is my lame attempt:
When I joined the army
Hungry rabbit looks
Size of a mountain,
it cries for maple
on the island sits
Oolong the rabbit
PANCAKES:
a pancake a day
a pancake a day
wonder twin powers
Well, it could be worse:
Rabbit pictures three,
As for me, I say
Fog comes on little
Jumpin-jack flap jacks.
I am seeing
fog: Add your two cents
He said. She said. There’s 49 Comments
First attempt (haven't had my coffee yet, so...):
No! Not a pancake
but a meditative tool
to impress the chicks
Neil :: 23 February, 2002 12:06 PM
I am one with shrubbery.
Behold bunny zen.
Pfish :: 23 February, 2002 12:16 PM
my owner makes me suffer
humiliation!!!!
guppy :: 23 February, 2002 12:17 PM
the photos would not appear
on davezilla's blog
guppy :: 23 February, 2002 12:27 PM
no, i am but a bunny
oh, to be a tree
michele :: 23 February, 2002 12:31 PM
amazing super bunny
go head leaf power
shel :: 23 February, 2002 12:32 PM
or a fuzzy dinosaur?
no, big bunny head
shel :: 23 February, 2002 12:42 PM
a precarious balance
it is pancake angst
shel :: 23 February, 2002 12:45 PM
Murky Miasma
Metaphor for bunny angst?
Or just bunny gas
Neil :: 23 February, 2002 01:16 PM
dark gray ominous fog here
Rescue me from Dave
chrissy :: 23 February, 2002 01:16 PM
Oh! Onset of age
This leaf may look strange, but it's
my bunny toupee
Neil :: 23 February, 2002 01:19 PM
Pancake:
bunnies like humpin'
this help stops us from jumpin'
stone-wheat tub-thumpin'
Neil :: 23 February, 2002 01:22 PM
Studies our roots, studies the
Bunnies in the mist.
Pfish :: 23 February, 2002 01:46 PM
between my two floppy ears
your breakfast is served
--
insubstantial world
shifting fog of illusion
but look! bunny head!
--
inexplicable
as the leaf perched atop the
lupine's cranium
Phineas :: 23 February, 2002 01:49 PM
Where did the time go?
Did the light take it away?
The fog has lost me.
Clarke :: 23 February, 2002 01:53 PM
Rabbit walking the zen path,
You are my hero.
Bunny may be steamed
Also boiled in fresh water:
Yum! Rabbit stew, soon.
Bunny with bay leaf:
Flapjackrabbit is tasty
When cooked with fresh herbs.
I would not consume
Such a cute bunny rabbit,
But those pancakes look damn good.
Natalie :: 23 February, 2002 02:02 PM
Natalie :: 23 February, 2002 02:04 PM
you lookin' at me?
well, there's nobody else here.
you lookin' at me?
fog:
it might look mean, but
without a weight to hold it
my head floats right off.
leaf:
i really hate when
i'm having a bad hare day.
i need my green hat.
BtC :: 23 February, 2002 02:48 PM
Where was I last night? Forgot--
Should lay off the crack.
Lisa :: 23 February, 2002 02:59 PM
No matter where you move to
Bunny is elsewhere
Michael :: 23 February, 2002 03:03 PM
Do not use them together.
Make your own haiku.
Andreas :: 23 February, 2002 03:51 PM
ey, starving on the trail, re-
membered the pancakes
me :: 23 February, 2002 04:01 PM
you want these pancakes
but if you touch the pancakes
the terrorists win
the bunny once lived
but he tried Big Tobacco
don't you know The Truth?
Each time you cut trees
a bunny loses its house
Don't kill off the woods!
michele :: 23 February, 2002 04:02 PM
bunny, has nothing on me
for i have pancakes!
if i am rooted in the steambath
the water will support me
rabbit taoism
dressed as shrubbery
rabbit hides and spies on you
(it's a poor disguise)
leslie :: 23 February, 2002 04:32 PM
Is not hidden in yourself;
It is in pancakes.
Davezilla :: 23 February, 2002 04:44 PM
sunlight diffuse through my fog
I am the bunny.
wantwit :: 23 February, 2002 06:04 PM
Whilst crouching under pancakes?
"Dude, this is too weird."
Pancakes on my head
Have made me famous and loved:
You are all jealous.
Salade de Lapin:
Martha Stewart would be proud -
It is a Good Thing.
Help! I can't seem to stop.
Natalie :: 23 February, 2002 06:05 PM
Those damn scientists
Looking for the next big thing:
Planter pets. F*ckers.
Liz Tracey :: 23 February, 2002 06:58 PM
Fuck sneaking into gardens,
I got me pancakes.
Put me in movies --
Falling leaf, crouching rabbit.
Oscar, here I come.
Christina :: 23 February, 2002 07:15 PM
But stay away from me with
that syrup bottle.
Elaine :: 23 February, 2002 07:26 PM
on my furry head will keep
my hunger away.
Debra :: 23 February, 2002 09:57 PM
Pancake Bunny:
bacon, sausage, egg
these that go with breakfast time
hold nothing on bunny
Tart :: 23 February, 2002 10:13 PM
Never thought they'd give such a
Lousy green beret
The last time I posed
My fur got very sticky
No maple syrup
Where is my body?
Now I'm Jesse the Rabbit
Ventura. Oh crap.
Salim :: 23 February, 2002 11:33 PM
for his pancakes and exclaims:
"They're round here somewhere!"
matt :: 24 February, 2002 05:26 AM
Mega-rabbit pokes his head
through the clouds and sniffs.
also
I can smell my lunch
but I cant see it. Quit your
fooling, camera boy!
matt :: 24 February, 2002 05:39 AM
the pan-cooked bread of your soul
instead: corn syrup
two ears like fuji
the crease on your brow transcends
the cares of the world
gene :: 24 February, 2002 07:10 AM
the stone head of a rabbit
time and mist surround
pete, the insanley uncreative :: 24 February, 2002 09:14 AM
supreme bearer of foodstuffs
also cute in snow
Poor Oolong's owner
tries to keep him entertained
curiousity
I like hiding here
under my leaf of basil
what? you can see me?
Fog bath makes me cold
how I suffer for beauty
frickin' dampened fur.
Bunny with pancakes
it ain't no form of torture
dude, those are tasty
Jessica :: 24 February, 2002 11:51 AM
Pancakes or Flapjacks?
That is the question I ask.
They both taste the same.
Joan :: 24 February, 2002 12:58 PM
wont keep doc away--try a
restraining order
me :: 24 February, 2002 02:49 PM
wont keep doc away--try a
restraining order
me :: 24 February, 2002 02:50 PM
shape of a pancake! form of
a clueless rabbit!
gene :: 24 February, 2002 03:05 PM
My owner could be obsessed
With my other end!
Mike :: 24 February, 2002 09:43 PM
Abducted for the use of
College club flyers.
Christina :: 24 February, 2002 11:41 PM
that the pancakes-Oolong makes
me hungry... for which?
srah :: 25 February, 2002 02:53 AM
Cat feet. Has a cat fetish.
Hide the bunny now.
Eeksy-Peeksy :: 25 February, 2002 09:32 AM
Aunt Rabbit cookin' mmm good,
hot, sweet, bunny love.
betty crocker :: 25 February, 2002 01:02 PM
bunnies everywhere --
even in my dreams!
Minnie :: 25 February, 2002 01:49 PM
who'd have thunk even
bunny daddies could make such
gassy emissions?
jen :: 25 February, 2002 02:34 PM
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