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February 15, 2002 :: "Random Effluvia"

• Jesus is back and he got hisself a foin website. This time around he’s a yogic adept named Master Thomas. Check out his newsletter. It has a plea to his “brother Osama.”
  Z-Filter
  
• In his never-ending conquest to catch the Roadrunner, the Coyote boarded a Tri-Met train yesterday. You only wish I made this up.
  Fortean Times
  
• Native Texan, Thomas Ray Mitchell is facing up to 20 years in prison for shooting his girlfriend, because he thought she was about to say “New Jersey.” Thems fighting words in Texas. Mitchell gets angry and bangs on walls when he hears certain words or phrases, including New Jersey, Snickers, Mars and Wisconsin. Hey who doesn’t?
  
• I can’t help it; that cloned kitten is too darned cute.

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He said. She said. There’s 10 Comments

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Jesus is back ... and this time, he's really fucking pissed.
bryan :: 15 February, 2002 11:00 AM

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Is the website of Jesus supposed to have tyops?
christina :: 15 February, 2002 11:19 AM

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jeezus. where do you find this stuff, dave?
amy :: 15 February, 2002 11:43 AM

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I think the coyote was cuter than the kitty.
leslier :: 15 February, 2002 11:56 AM

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wow, the messiah uses frames, too!

That coyote looks so scared. I need more closure than that article offered ...
ari :: 15 February, 2002 12:57 PM

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Is that guy Jesus? He looks like an extra from Star Trek.
matt :: 15 February, 2002 03:25 PM

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Why do people keep saying how cute that cloned kitten is? She looks a bit off to me...
JessaJune :: 16 February, 2002 12:04 AM

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Snickers? SNICKERS! Grrrrrr
Charles :: 16 February, 2002 01:03 AM

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They wanted to clone Tubcat but there wasn't enough food in the world to sustain both of them.
matt :: 16 February, 2002 08:53 AM

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i think it's strange that "the living face of jesus" is a trademark..
"look into my right eye" oh my!
Biddy :: 16 February, 2002 04:14 PM

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