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February 12, 2002 :: "My how things develop"

Two years ago today, I added a blog to this site.

If back then you said to me women would be offering me oral sex, naked pictures, strip teases and jello-wrestling because of my blog, I’d think you were nuts.

Mind you, I ain’t complaining... I could certainly do worse.

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He said. She said. There’s 17 Comments

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and not once did you get back to me on any of my offerings...for shame, for shame.
ryan :: 12 February, 2002 02:47 PM

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How about friendship and a home-cooked meal?
I'm so old-fashioned.
Nikki :: 12 February, 2002 03:07 PM

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Heehee...you're going for more strange search referrals, aren't you? jello-wrestling+blog+nuts

And damnit, no one offers me anything. Except for doughnuts..er...well...a ride out to the other end of the city for doughnuts.

Oh Dave, you get all the glamour and excitement! :)
Natalie :: 12 February, 2002 03:26 PM

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You are a boy band member!

All sexy sexy and gee shucks at the same time.
Tara :: 12 February, 2002 03:28 PM

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gees, i wish i was offered stuff too. that's why i have a wishlist, no? no, not really. but i *could* send people to my wish list if they wanted to prove their worth before i even consider their sexual offers... yeah. that'd be sweet. I was destined to be a high class hooker; it just never happened. Look for my upcoming book: "High Class Hooker Trapped in a Geek's Brain"...
vieux bandit :: 12 February, 2002 04:03 PM

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don't forget that i offered you an oral picture of stripped jello. happy dos años.
michaelbrown :: 12 February, 2002 05:06 PM

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feliz cumpleaños a ti por dos años de, eh, trabajar.
nacuatl :: 12 February, 2002 07:29 PM

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we can't help ourselves mr. zilla! you're like a rock star. we just feel compelled to flash you some titty!!!!
guppy :: 12 February, 2002 07:29 PM

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Not only Jell-o Wrestling, but we offered to let you join in. But it would have to be short wrestling, because you know I would need to stop to update my blog!
Christine :: 12 February, 2002 07:56 PM

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I can’t do short wrestling. I’m 6'3".
Davezilla :: 12 February, 2002 08:03 PM

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Dave, I guess worse would be having abunch of gay midget jello wrestlers asking you for favors...
Larfus :: 12 February, 2002 09:54 PM

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Jesus Holy Christ! I've never been offered any of those things! Not from women nor men!
Charles :: 13 February, 2002 12:05 AM

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Not even from Denise?
Davezilla :: 13 February, 2002 12:38 AM

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I made you a jello-casserole for your blogversary.

Wanna wrestle? ;)
Karen :: 13 February, 2002 12:39 AM

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well, i did wrestle in jello for him once, but not because of his blog.
denise :: 13 February, 2002 03:29 AM

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I’ve never tried wrestling in a casserole. Very original Karen. :^)
Davezilla :: 13 February, 2002 06:46 AM

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Show off! =P And yes, I'm jealous. *sigh*
Kira :: 14 February, 2002 01:19 AM

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