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January 15, 2002 :: "Anyone care for a sandwich? Anyone?"

rat_bread (25k image)
Picture from King VelVeeda




He said. She said. There’s 31 Comments

The rat bread is sublime
Tom :: 15 January, 2002 01:11 AM


See this is why I don’t eat white bread.
Davezilla :: 15 January, 2002 01:12 AM


Rats! I was just gonna eat that.
Amy Allen :: 15 January, 2002 01:16 AM


Quiet down Amy. One moment you’re quiet as a church mouse and the next...
Davezilla :: 15 January, 2002 01:20 AM


What's that saying, "There's no good rat but a bread rat"?
Kevin :: 15 January, 2002 08:49 AM


I'll take mine toasted, thanks.
dan :: 15 January, 2002 09:01 AM


See this is what happens when someone moves your cheese!
judy :: 15 January, 2002 09:16 AM


Ugh. I almost lost my lunch.
chunkbot :: 15 January, 2002 10:00 AM


Cut the crusts. You always cut the crusts.

P.S.: Before I read the comments I thought it was a cockroach. (*squints*) These people seem to have either really small rats or frickin' huge loaves of bread.
Mike :: 15 January, 2002 10:19 AM


Death by bread slicing. That's a sucky way to go. Poor lil mouse.

Just think about what's in your food that you can't see. Heh.
mae :: 15 January, 2002 10:45 AM


Strange brew, anyone?
Ilsa :: 15 January, 2002 11:40 AM


Needed a warning with that one... and a pop-up picture, rather than this one posted right there... almost lost my breakfast. (Remember, you're my coffee site, Dave!)
leslier :: 15 January, 2002 11:41 AM


kinda reminds me of what i saw in my last can of ravioli.
bubber :: 15 January, 2002 12:11 PM


Rat? I saw a cockroach at first. Guess it's because I'm more used to seeing them in food than members of the rodent family.

Did I tell you about my cockroach omelette, or was that somewhere on "harrumph"?
Stephanie :: 15 January, 2002 12:47 PM


Sorry Leslie. Guess I’ll refrain from posting that baby-with-a-tail picture I just got.
Davezilla :: 15 January, 2002 01:07 PM


mmmmm....there's nothing like the smell of fresh bread...
jen :: 15 January, 2002 02:10 PM


Warning... that's all I need... warning. :)
leslier :: 15 January, 2002 02:24 PM


Mmmmmm....... Mouse-wiches.......
Jon :: 15 January, 2002 03:39 PM


last thought that crossed that lil mouse's mind... "oooh, a bread pan! this is the neatest thing since sliced bre..."
kris :: 15 January, 2002 04:12 PM


I believe that's a mouse, judging by it's size relative to the loaf of bread. Unless that's giant bread.
Scut Farcus :: 15 January, 2002 04:35 PM


Damn. Missed the 'best thing since sliced bread' jibe by two posts... "Bread. The best thing since sliced rat," maybe?
Kevin Fox :: 15 January, 2002 05:42 PM


Definitely a mouse.
And definitely pleased that I didn't check here while I was having morning poptart. Ugh.
Now I have to go home and check the bottom of the loaf of bread...
batgrl :: 15 January, 2002 07:46 PM


Ugh.. I thought it was a giagantic beatle at first, that was bad enough, but a RAT... That is the stuff that nightmares are made of.
Jacki :: 15 January, 2002 10:57 PM


At least that rat was well-bread. *ugh, bad pun*
ganns :: 16 January, 2002 03:39 AM


That's a mouse, not a rat. You all must be suburb or country folk.
Charles :: 16 January, 2002 03:58 AM


Suburb born and raised... but I've never seen a rat, only mice.
Jon :: 16 January, 2002 12:06 PM


I knew it was a mouse right away. I’ve seen some rats in Detroit. Rats get larger than this load of bread.
Davezilla :: 16 January, 2002 03:04 PM


Ooh, I feel a lawsuit coming on...
Raffy :: 16 January, 2002 05:44 PM


thats not a mouse, its just a bad yeast infection
Moe :: 16 January, 2002 07:47 PM


A sandwich is just a sandwich, but a mouse-wich is a meal!
Jenn :: 16 January, 2002 09:14 PM


I am instantly reminded of the "rat" episode of the classic John Cleese TV show "Fawlty Towers." "Would you like a bit of rat with your cheese...or not..."
Scott S. :: 17 January, 2002 01:39 AM


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