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January 12, 2002 :: "Attaboy tiger!"

My pal Zeldman’s birthday is today. He’s what 16, 17 now? He gets his drivers license next week. Attaboy tiger! [Someone please shoot me if I ever use that phrase again.]

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He said. She said. There’s 7 Comments

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Dear Mr. Zilla (member #42-55323),

We regret to inform you that, due to your use of the phrase 'attaboy tiger', we are pulling your membership from the Man Club.

This decision was made by a loose body of mostly impartial club members, and is effective immediately. Please return your membership card, Maxim backissues and 'Bikini Inspector' t-shirt to our central office in Poughkeepsie, NY as soon as possible.

All appeals to this decision should be sent along with a $500 cheque to cover 'processing fees', pictures of the local hottie and beernuts to:

Bribes Division
Man Club of North America
4359 Testosterone Way
Chicago, IL
50326
The Man Club :: 12 January, 2002 03:28 PM

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bang! you used it twice dave. you're trying to scare me. i know this.
guppy :: 12 January, 2002 07:28 PM

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Shouldn't that zip code start with a 6?
Nikki :: 12 January, 2002 07:31 PM

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And also Nikki, we Yanks don’t write “cheque”. Methinks this was the work of a Brit...
Davezilla :: 12 January, 2002 07:36 PM

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The funny thing is, I bet that's the first time those two guys have seen a naked girl.
charlie :: 13 January, 2002 01:43 AM

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You krazy Kanadian! I think you meant to post this to the previous entry.
Davezilla :: 13 January, 2002 11:45 AM

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Naw... it was the work of a Canadian.

Not that I know anything about the writing of this comment or anything.

Damn.
darren :: 13 January, 2002 05:23 PM

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