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January 01, 2002 :: "Invader Cow?"

Ever walked into the middle of someone else’s conversation? Or worse, walk into someone else’s in-joke? At least, I hope this was an in-joke. If not, this family had a sense of humor that I’ll never get. A family was waiting for a light to change and I heard this odd tidbit:

Father: “Knock knock.”
Family: “Who’s there?”
Father: “Invader Cow.”
Family: [Falls apart laughing]
OK what am I missing here? Not only is this an incomplete knock knock joke, but it makes no frigging sense whatsoever.




He said. She said. There’s 6 Comments

was this took place near a fast food establishment of any sort or they are just a family on crack?
tian :: 02 January, 2002 02:06 AM


The joke actually goes like this:

Perp: "Knock-knock."
Victim: "Who's th--"
Perp: "INTERRUPTING COW!"
Tubes :: 02 January, 2002 01:55 PM


That makes a lot more sense.
Davezilla :: 02 January, 2002 03:15 PM


Actually, it goes more like this:

Knock knock.
- Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
- Interrupting cow wh-
MOOOOOOOOOOO!
Jerry Kindall :: 02 January, 2002 04:57 PM


or, my favorite, which follows the interrupting cow..

Knock knock
-Who's there?
Interrupting cantaloupe.
-Interrupti- (this is where you make your cheeks full of air. in the attempts of looking like a cantaloupe.)
sara :: 02 January, 2002 05:51 PM


Aha! Thanks Jerry Kindall. I think that's the right version, finally.
MOOOOOOO!
Tubes :: 02 January, 2002 06:33 PM


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