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December 26, 2001 :: "On the street and in my mailbox"

Drunk man on 4th Street: “Merry Kiss-Ass! That’s what they’re saying... Merry Kiss-Ass. Dumb bastards.”

Woman: “Have you seen my face?”
Man: “I don’t know how to answer that question without getting slapped.”
Woman: “No stupid! That’s what I call my makeup case.”
Man: “You have a case of makeup?”
Woman: “Ready for that slap Michael?”

And this bizarre bit of spam: We hope that your wishes get realised in 2002.
May the Star of Bethlehem bring joyful tidings in the years ahead...
Visit Turkey..You will not regret it..
Imagine your vacation..we realise it..

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He said. She said. There’s 1 Comment

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Hey fffffuck you buddy! I nnever heard such lies about my persssssonal charachhhhter before. You got a drinkiepoo fer me?
Drunk man on 4th Street :: 27 December, 2001 12:31 PM

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