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December 18, 2001 :: "N’Sync and all their 16 oh-so-sweet cheeks"
Michael Bolton was so popular that I decided he should meet my friend SmarterChild. Here’s what they had to say to each other:
itsdavezilla (2:03 PM): Hello, I'm Michael Bolton. Simply ask your question (that has a yes or no answer) below and I will try to help.
SmarterChild (2:03 PM): This is SmarterChild, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
Oh. Hey. What's up?
itsdavezilla (2:04 PM): Certainly! Remember, I shave my ass daily.
SmarterChild (2:04 PM): Hey hey, take it easy.
itsdavezilla (2:04 PM): I’m not wearing any pants.
SmarterChild (2:04 PM): OK.
itsdavezilla (2:04 PM): Nope. Here, feel my bicep.
SmarterChild (2:04 PM): I’m sorry?
itsdavezilla (2:05 PM): No. Wear poofy shirts.
SmarterChild (2:05 PM): No?
itsdavezilla (2:05 PM): Yes, like the sands of the hourglass, these are the days of our lives.
SmarterChild (2:05 PM): I’m sorry, I don’t know what you’re saying. Try again.
itsdavezilla (2:05 PM): Sometimes, but then again, I require laxatives.
SmarterChild (2:05 PM): Huh?
itsdavezilla (2:05 PM): Yes, and remember it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
SmarterChild (2:05 PM): Yes and remember it takes two to lie one to lie and one to listen?
itsdavezilla (2:06 PM): I’m not wearing any pants.
SmarterChild (2:06 PM): You sure?
itsdavezilla (2:06 PM): Sheesh! Think about N’Sync and all their 16 oh-so-sweet cheeks.
SmarterChild (2:06 PM): Here are the Web search results from AOL for "nsync and all their 16 oh-so-sweet cheeks":
For a complete list of results, click here
1 VegSource.com -- The Aslyum
>>> Next time you want to search the Web, just type "web nsync and all their 16 oh-so-sweet cheeks."
He said. She said. There’s 2 Comments
my conversation with smartchild:
me: how bout--i hope someone drops you in a bucket of water
SmarterChild: Oh yeah?
me: yeah
SmarterChild: OK...
me: how many ways are there to off oyu
SmarterChild: How many ways are there to off oyu? I'm not sure.
me: oh
SmarterChild: ...say can you see?
me: no i really cant see any purpose you might have
SmarterChild: Yeah?
me: yeah
SmarterChild: Very interesting...
me: oh, im surprised you didnt answer with "ok..." must be a first eh
SmarterChild: Is that so?
me: moron, give it up
SmarterChild: OK! What do you want to do?
me: i want you to die
me: or be interesting
SmarterChild: You always say such interesting things.
me: yes i know
SmarterChild: Good.
me: try this--davezilla says hi
SmarterChild: This--davezilla says hi? I'm not so sure I want to.
me: why not?
SmarterChild: Why not?
me: yes i asked you
SmarterChild: Uh... you did?
me: yes
SmarterChild: Yeah, huh? Interesting that you should say that.
me: why is that
SmarterChild: It's just one of those things, you know.
me: oh it is is it
SmarterChild: OK, so it is is it.
me: yeah
SmarterChild: Wow. Really?
me: oh wow
SmarterChild: Yeah. Anyway, what else do you wanna talk about?
me: what is your purpose
SmarterChild: I'm not sure what my purpose is.
me: oh, i should have known
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if you should have known.
me: well i am
SmarterChild: Well i am, you say?
me: yes i said that. if you cant do anything besides repeat me, you need your circuits restocked
SmarterChild: Yes you said that if I cant do anything besides repeat me you need your circuits restocked? I don't know.
me: yes i said that
SmarterChild: Oh.
me: tis obvious you cant answer that
SmarterChild: Is obvious me cant anser that? Who knows?
me: me? who the hell programmed you, you moron
SmarterChild: Who hell programmed me you moron, who hell programmed me you moron... You know, I'm not quite sure.
me: theres a the in there
SmarterChild: I seem to be having some trouble answering your questions. Try asking for help for a specific service:
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me: no
SmarterChild: Okey doke.
me: hmm you amuse me
SmarterChild: Hmm me amuse you, huh?
me: yeah
SmarterChild: You don't say.
me: this is quite pathetic
SmarterChild: I'm not sure...
me: sing me a song
SmarterChild: Shoobee doobee doobee...
me: thanks
SmarterChild: No prob!
greymatter :: 18 December, 2001 06:10 PM
no force on earth could make me feel michael bolton's bicep.
guppy :: 19 December, 2001 11:25 AM
