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November 16, 2001 :: "Stay Single and Stay Manly"

Another month and time for another Manly Tip for Bachelor Living: Stay Single and Stay Manly. This time I present tons of reasons to stay single. Some outtakes:

Popcorn. It’s what’s for dinner.
No one’s touching that thermostat but you brother.
Car parts on the kitchen table. As God intended it.
The Victoria’s Secret catalog is a mandatory coffee table item.
The remote control. ’Nuff said.

He said. She said. There’s 8 Comments

One of my favorites, from when I was doing bachelor living:

You never have to close the bathroom door.
jima :: 16 November, 2001 09:01 AM

Oh Gawd! How did I forget that? I need to add that and walking around naked anytime. Thanks Jima.
Davezilla :: 16 November, 2001 09:58 AM

Fart at will!
armando :: 16 November, 2001 10:32 AM

Armando, once you're married, both of you will fart at will. I've been married for three years, and the farting began pretty quickly after the honeymoon. Bodily functions can only be hidden for so long when you share a bathroom.
Kevin :: 16 November, 2001 12:22 PM

you forgot drink from the milk carton/juice pitcher/wine box spigot.
oh wait. that's me.
jocelyn :: 16 November, 2001 04:39 PM

I haven't made my bed in seven years.
Mike :: 16 November, 2001 06:20 PM

Well, here's one for the ladies: what's the difference between a single girl and a married one? *pause* a single girl comes home, looks in the fridge and goes to bed. A married one looks at the bed and goes to the fridge, hehe. Or so I hear anyway. :)
Kira :: 16 November, 2001 06:21 PM

How about one from this morning...when you have an alarm clock that you trust, because it updates six times per day with the US atomic clock in Colorado, and then "the Mrs." sets the alarm for 6:20 PM instead of AM.
Adam :: 19 November, 2001 09:16 AM