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October 22, 2001 :: "Smoking a camel"

If you read Michele’s blog Sunday, you’d know how sick of the current crop of death slogans she is. Most of them are based on bigotry and ignorance. So who are we to be left out of the fun? We made up our own. They’re much funnier.

DISCLAIMER FOR THE TERMINALLY HUMORLESS: No, we don’t believe these statements. Nor do we advocate violence. We are just being silly and using this as a catharthsis. Just slow your roll OK?

Please feel free to add your own.

Smoking a Camel just took on a whole new meaning. [D]
[Insert Deity here] Bless America. [M]
America: Better TV than France. [D]
Happiness is a cold Afghan. [M]
Making the world safe for SUV-driving yuppies on cellphones. [D]
In the desert, no one can hear you scream. [D]
I can’t believe we bombed the whole thing. [M]
You’re in good hands with Police-State. [M/D]
It’s 10pm. Do you know where your Taliban leader is? [M]
Remember the movie Terminator? Well that. [D]
Bush! Head for the mountains. [M/D]
Get your hands off me, you damned, dirty Afghans! [D]
I’d walk a mile to kill your camel. [M]
Soylent Green is made of Taliban! [D]
Our God is better than your God. [M]
What would George Sr. do? [M]
Guerillas in the mist. [D]
My child is an honor student at Smith Middle School. Your kid doesn’t even have a classroom! [M]
Osama? You are the weakest link. Goodbye! [D]
For all you do, this blood’s for you. [M]
God bless us everyone. Well, except for bin Laden. He can go straight to Hell. [M]

He said. She said. There’s 6 Comments

Possible slogans:

1. Hey Bert!
2. Got Milk (or wheat, or corn, or meat, or any food and drink for that matter)?
3. Crouching Tiger Hidden Laden
4. You're Entering A World Of Pain
5. This is what happens when you f**k a stranger in the ass.

Okay, the last two were stolen from The Big Lebowski, but you've gotta love that film.
Chris :: 22 October, 2001 09:03 AM

Gotta love it when the comments are funnier than your own stuff. (Mine, not yours, Dave)
michele :: 22 October, 2001 09:49 AM

I feel dirty doing this, but here goes nothin':
1. Bend over and kiss your Afghan good-bye.
2. Hello, my name is Donald Rumsfeld, I'll be your warmonger today...
3. bin Laden, you magnificent bastard, I read your book! (and it doesn't really mention killing innocent people, biological warfare or terrorism as acceptable behavior... you bastard)
4. Oh behave!
Kevin :: 22 October, 2001 04:36 PM

Those rawk! The first one is my fave.
Davezilla :: 22 October, 2001 05:48 PM

Anything I can do to combat the "America __" crap on all the news channels, network and local news.

Late Entry: "When Americans Attack", only on Fox.
Kevin :: 22 October, 2001 08:48 PM

The Daily Show hit the nail on the head with all of that "America ___" stuff the other day. Their report on the anthrax scare: "America Freaks Out".
Todd :: 23 October, 2001 03:15 PM