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October 06, 2001 :: "Is that a mushroom in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

Remember the man who found a penis floating in his fruit punch a few days ago? Experts have confirmed it was in fact, not a penis, but a large fungus cleverly disguised as a penis. Another bottle was found days later with a ball-shaped fungus in it. Folks I don’t make this stuff up.

[Any guesses as to how many porn hits I’ll get now for using that word three times in one paragraph?]




He said. She said. There’s 11 Comments

i am guessing 103.
pike street :: 06 October, 2001 04:50 PM


Uh huh. And how did you arrive at 103?
Davezilla :: 06 October, 2001 10:43 PM


simple dave. i guessed.
pike street :: 07 October, 2001 12:23 AM


It's been my experience that people searching for porn do not use the word penis when doing so. Porn just lends itself to various other euphemisms for reproductive anatomy.
michele :: 07 October, 2001 08:42 AM


Michele is in fact, an expert porn researcher. It’s what got her into the Banned Books Project in the first place.    :^p
Davezilla :: 07 October, 2001 12:21 PM


Next up: The Banned Boobs Project. Anyone want to give me a grant for my research?
Michele :: 07 October, 2001 12:45 PM


What sick mind would dare ban boobs?
Davezilla :: 07 October, 2001 12:49 PM


Elton John?
Michele :: 07 October, 2001 12:54 PM


These people? (link stolen from Fark)
The sad thing is that apparently their main beef with porn is that it disrupts their search for info on the Spice Girls.
Mike :: 07 October, 2001 08:03 PM


I just don’t get that. Why go to all that trouble? Isn’t it easier to just NOT GO to a porn site? Or set your browser to a higher filter rating for content?
Davezilla :: 07 October, 2001 11:09 PM


You could always search for anything else... since porn sites seems to have cornered the market on including search terms in the text of their html.
Jon :: 08 October, 2001 10:31 AM


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