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October 05, 2001 :: "Note to self:"

The next time a spider crawls across your lap, wait until it has moved at least 3" away from your scrotum before slapping it with a rolled magazine.

He said. She said. There’s 10 Comments

I think one of the best things about having the female-type chromosome is being able to laugh oh so hard at things like this rather than sharing the pain. Haha.
Emily :: 05 October, 2001 10:30 PM

Good to know. (Walking away with too much information...)
LME :: 05 October, 2001 10:30 PM

Can we title this The Parable of the Spider and the Scrotum?

*inscribes the words of wisdom in the sacred book*
PixelFish :: 06 October, 2001 02:10 AM

OOOWWWWWW!!!!

dude!

like, ouch!

[crosses legs]
clive :: 06 October, 2001 06:51 AM

ahahahaha........ *snort*.... I can't quit laughing at the mental image.... Thanks for sharing that! ahahaha
Pegasong :: 06 October, 2001 08:55 AM

(voice five octaves higher)... OWWW!!! I feel your main O' mighty 'zilla!
gOdOfMiScHiEf :: 06 October, 2001 01:15 PM

Jeez!!!! that was supposed to read: "I feel your *PAIN* O' mighty 'zilla!". Not "feel your main"...

Great. Now I'm labeled one of those "fruity people", and barred from any future Linabury camping trips, all because I don't spell-check.... way to go, E!
gOdOfMiScHiEf :: 06 October, 2001 01:18 PM

So was it better for you than the spider? I think spider sex means somehow you can now be an honourary goth.
Charles :: 06 October, 2001 04:57 PM

SO, spider fear is much greater than ball-squashing fear, eh?

Suddenly my own "flail around with arms sweeping wildly causing the spider to fly off in a random direction" technique seems much more practical.
Sherri :: 06 October, 2001 06:00 PM

I don’t have spider fear. I own a large tarantula. [She is about to have her 6th birthday next month] I do have wolf-spider-too-close-to-my-scrotum fear though.
Davezilla :: 07 October, 2001 12:40 AM